Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2009 4:05:26 pm PDT #14915 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bert and Ernie? Mine are Starbuck and Boomer. My sis wins, though, with Thelma and Louise.

Shock and awe here. Named by a guy who seemed sincerely scared of them.


WindSparrow - Jul 01, 2009 4:23:29 pm PDT #14916 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Note to self: Stop trimming the hedges before your arms get so shaky you can't hold a water bottle.

Yes, this is me typing with my arms' weight completely supported by the keyboard.


Laura - Jul 01, 2009 4:48:21 pm PDT #14917 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Anyhow, he kind of needs to be observed in motion. And in leather.

True, and can be said for many people.

Ginger, that is unreal. Was the assistant a relative imposed upon the doctor? That is outrageous and dangerous.

considers naming breasts

Oh Andi, you are gonna be sore tomorrow!


WindSparrow - Jul 01, 2009 4:56:04 pm PDT #14918 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I can haz ibuprofen and acetaminaphen cocktail?


Atropa - Jul 01, 2009 4:58:00 pm PDT #14919 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

For be it for *me* to require that an entire extant community modify its social norms to accommodate my personal foibles. (JILLI HUSH)

I said nothing.

I'm like this at Club V, too. Certain Specific Guys apparently make my face to amusing things, because Jilli snickers, then slaps my hand (hard! with her hand covered in heavy metal rings OW!Yay!Ow!)

Hey! That's the long-standing Arrangement. I think it's written into the contract. I smack your hand, thus keeping you from chasing straight boys.

I wonder if I can talk Pete into watching a couple eps of True Blood tonight. A friend loaned us season 1. Yes, I know, the show is kinda dippy. So are the books. But ... vampires! I am in the need of silly eye candy!


Ginger - Jul 01, 2009 5:00:23 pm PDT #14920 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Was the assistant a relative imposed upon the doctor? That is outrageous and dangerous.

It's a big HMO, so I doubt it. I was so close to saying that I was sure that in this economy she could be replaced quickly with a person with an IQ. I guess I should write a letter.


-t - Jul 01, 2009 5:15:14 pm PDT #14921 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Probably a good idea to document it. That's really egregious.


Ginger - Jul 01, 2009 5:31:52 pm PDT #14922 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I felt like I'd wandered through the looking glass.


Hil R. - Jul 01, 2009 5:38:42 pm PDT #14923 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That's ridiculous, Ginger.

I have a craving for a pizza bagel. I didn't even like pizza bagels when I was a kid, and I can't remember the last time I ate one. Yet, for some reason, my brain really wants one.


Laura - Jul 01, 2009 5:44:00 pm PDT #14924 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I am picturing the fruit and veggie angel on one shoulder and the pizza bagel devil on the other, Hil. Are you doing the mega green diet to potentially help your disagreeable joints, or just for the general healthy reasons?