This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Jul 01, 2009 4:56:04 pm PDT #14918 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I can haz ibuprofen and acetaminaphen cocktail?


Atropa - Jul 01, 2009 4:58:00 pm PDT #14919 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

For be it for *me* to require that an entire extant community modify its social norms to accommodate my personal foibles. (JILLI HUSH)

I said nothing.

I'm like this at Club V, too. Certain Specific Guys apparently make my face to amusing things, because Jilli snickers, then slaps my hand (hard! with her hand covered in heavy metal rings OW!Yay!Ow!)

Hey! That's the long-standing Arrangement. I think it's written into the contract. I smack your hand, thus keeping you from chasing straight boys.

I wonder if I can talk Pete into watching a couple eps of True Blood tonight. A friend loaned us season 1. Yes, I know, the show is kinda dippy. So are the books. But ... vampires! I am in the need of silly eye candy!


Ginger - Jul 01, 2009 5:00:23 pm PDT #14920 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Was the assistant a relative imposed upon the doctor? That is outrageous and dangerous.

It's a big HMO, so I doubt it. I was so close to saying that I was sure that in this economy she could be replaced quickly with a person with an IQ. I guess I should write a letter.


-t - Jul 01, 2009 5:15:14 pm PDT #14921 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Probably a good idea to document it. That's really egregious.


Ginger - Jul 01, 2009 5:31:52 pm PDT #14922 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I felt like I'd wandered through the looking glass.


Hil R. - Jul 01, 2009 5:38:42 pm PDT #14923 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That's ridiculous, Ginger.

I have a craving for a pizza bagel. I didn't even like pizza bagels when I was a kid, and I can't remember the last time I ate one. Yet, for some reason, my brain really wants one.


Laura - Jul 01, 2009 5:44:00 pm PDT #14924 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I am picturing the fruit and veggie angel on one shoulder and the pizza bagel devil on the other, Hil. Are you doing the mega green diet to potentially help your disagreeable joints, or just for the general healthy reasons?


Cashmere - Jul 01, 2009 5:50:09 pm PDT #14925 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Jilli, True Blood is decent, vampire fun.


Hil R. - Jul 01, 2009 5:51:44 pm PDT #14926 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am picturing the fruit and veggie angel on one shoulder and the pizza bagel devil on the other, Hil. Are you doing the mega green diet to potentially help your disagreeable joints, or just for the general healthy reasons?

Just for general healthy reasons. Losing weight does take some pressure off the joints too, though. Mostly, it's kind of a combination of me kind of needed a jump-start to eat more vegetables and stop having spaghetti for dinner nearly every night, because I know that I can be healthier than this, and a beach trip coming up at the end of the month.

I'm mostly just confused by this pizza bagel craving. I don't even like pizza bagels! I was the weird kid at summer camp who'd make a peanut butter sandwich on pizza bagel days. It would make more sense if I were at least craving something I like.


Lee - Jul 01, 2009 6:00:04 pm PDT #14927 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Jilli, True Blood is decent, vampire fun.

Plus Eric rules!