I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2009 11:24:23 am PDT #13301 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I do not discuss that with my mother, Trudy.

Do you discuss fuckweasels with her?


Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2009 11:25:01 am PDT #13302 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I do not discuss that with my mother, Trudy.

A wise policy. But how did you keep a straight face?


Vortex - Jun 17, 2009 11:26:04 am PDT #13303 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Chickens lay, people lie is my general rule.


Gudanov - Jun 17, 2009 11:27:41 am PDT #13304 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Everybody lies.


-t - Jun 17, 2009 11:28:47 am PDT #13305 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Chickens are pathologically honest.


javachik - Jun 17, 2009 11:29:07 am PDT #13306 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Joe lies when he cries.


Gudanov - Jun 17, 2009 11:29:35 am PDT #13307 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

My heart appears to have gone out of rhythm. I hate it when it does that.


Polter-Cow - Jun 17, 2009 11:31:23 am PDT #13308 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The cake is a lay.


Gudanov - Jun 17, 2009 11:31:50 am PDT #13309 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Chickens are pathologically honest.

Liar, only laying chickens never lie.


Shir - Jun 17, 2009 11:32:26 am PDT #13310 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

the lie/lay distinction

Ah. The classics.

Remember the BtVS ep where Giles is asking Cordy to lay down? ... t'was lost in translation, here.

Also, most people who watched the first round when BtVS aired here thinks the Master's name is Rose. Because of "the master rose" sentence.

I had a long day. I don't think I'll be ever able to ask things right at uni. People just don't get me.