Chickens are pathologically honest.
Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Jun 17, 2009 11:28:47 am PDT #13305 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
javachik - Jun 17, 2009 11:29:07 am PDT #13306 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Joe lies when he cries.
Gudanov - Jun 17, 2009 11:29:35 am PDT #13307 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
My heart appears to have gone out of rhythm. I hate it when it does that.
Polter-Cow - Jun 17, 2009 11:31:23 am PDT #13308 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The cake is a lay.
Gudanov - Jun 17, 2009 11:31:50 am PDT #13309 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Chickens are pathologically honest.
Liar, only laying chickens never lie.
Shir - Jun 17, 2009 11:32:26 am PDT #13310 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
the lie/lay distinction
Ah. The classics.
Remember the BtVS ep where Giles is asking Cordy to lay down? ... t'was lost in translation, here.
Also, most people who watched the first round when BtVS aired here thinks the Master's name is Rose. Because of "the master rose" sentence.
I had a long day. I don't think I'll be ever able to ask things right at uni. People just don't get me.
JZ - Jun 17, 2009 11:33:42 am PDT #13311 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
My heart appears to have gone out of rhythm. I hate it when it does that.
Oh, ick, Gud. Really?
Mildly relatedly, I'm correcting patient notes dictated by clarity-challenged residents and fellows, one of whom just stated that a particular woman's "clinical history, symptoms, and EKG demonstrate no underlying rhythm." Really? None at all? Are you sure she isn't a zombie?
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2009 11:35:16 am PDT #13312 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gud, have you recently had a lot of caffeine?
EKG demonstrate no underlying rhythm.
EKGs can tell if you can't dance?
Gudanov - Jun 17, 2009 11:36:13 am PDT #13313 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Oh, ick, Gud. Really?
I've got atrial fibrillation. It happens from time to time.
Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2009 11:48:29 am PDT #13314 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Everybody lies.
Everybody hurts.
Sometimes.