You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Jun 13, 2009 3:40:26 pm PDT #12793 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, the women who don't set off alarm bells are usually busy shacking up with someone else.

Okay, really stepping away from the self pity now.


erikaj - Jun 13, 2009 3:45:51 pm PDT #12794 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

well, maybe you are more comfortable with them because there is less pressure. Signed, Married Guys Love Me(But Not Like That) also, lately I get chatted up by blind guys. Which is flattering, but also kind of a punchline, you know? And they're married, anyway.


WindSparrow - Jun 13, 2009 3:48:03 pm PDT #12795 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

{{{{{Sean}}}}} I'm sorry you are feeling the weight of loneliness. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel valued, appreciated and folded into loving arms.


Zenkitty - Jun 13, 2009 3:49:44 pm PDT #12796 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Aw, Sean. I'd say something comforting and/or encouraging, but I'm the girl version of you. Except I suspect I'm older than you, and have wasted more time with crazy people! I don't recommend the pretending-to-be-sexless route. I've been doing that since my last relationship with a crazy person ended in 2004. It's safe, but lonesome.


tommyrot - Jun 13, 2009 3:54:34 pm PDT #12797 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, I can relate. But the self-pity thing is s dead-end, as I've found out from my own experience.


Jessica - Jun 13, 2009 4:16:32 pm PDT #12798 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe the cute girl is chatting up the sound board op because she's nervous about talking directly to you.

I'm just saying.


Laura - Jun 13, 2009 4:21:29 pm PDT #12799 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

{{{{{Sean}}}}} I'm sorry you are feeling the weight of loneliness. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel valued, appreciated and folded into loving arms.

Exactly. Also, I am convinced there are plenty of potential loved ones that deserve to have you in their life.


Zenkitty - Jun 13, 2009 4:26:30 pm PDT #12800 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

the self-pity thing is a dead-end

Damn, and I've gotten so good at it!


tommyrot - Jun 13, 2009 4:28:49 pm PDT #12801 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Possibly I was self-pity champion at some point, but I'm now retired.

Mostly.


Volans - Jun 13, 2009 4:46:51 pm PDT #12802 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Sean, you are foamy, in both looks and personality.

Talk to the cute girl, see if at least you can start, if not a friendship, at least a pleasant working relationship. See where it goes.