'Safe'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
So ... I might have chopped all my hair off.
This was me a couple of weeks ago: [link]
This is me today: [link]
I swear, there is precious little that makes you feel wuite so magnificent as you do after a few hours in a good stylists' chair.
Yay short hair again!!
Oooh, I like the new haircut, Aimee.
Thanks, Hil!! I feel more like my self with short hair than I ever do with longish hair. Thank God for good stylists.
So there's a really cute woman working backstage at the show I'm designing. And do I have the guts to ask if she's single, or would like to go on a date?
No. No I do not. This is why I will be single forever.
Love the new 'do! I think you look fresh and sassy.
And now she's chatting up the sound board op.
Women are never interested in me. I am utterly unattractive in any way. At least that is what the overwhelming evidence suggests.
Sean, seems we share membership to the same exclusive group. Or is that exclusion group?
Don't make me go southern on y'all.
Sean, you need to find an opportunity to name-drop your awesome goats cheese/fig/parma ham recipe at her! Or some other awesome recipe!
Or, alternatively (and I can never follow this advice, but it's good advice nontheless) you need to reflect that life is short, and just go ASK HER.
Sean, I feel your pain, but I am also kicking you in the pants and telling you to just talk to her, period, and the single/dating part can come later. You have many attractive qualities, but self-pity is not one of them. And I say that as someone in the same boat.