River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jun 13, 2009 1:28:00 pm PDT #12774 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oooh, I like the new haircut, Aimee.


Aims - Jun 13, 2009 1:32:30 pm PDT #12775 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks, Hil!! I feel more like my self with short hair than I ever do with longish hair. Thank God for good stylists.


Sean K - Jun 13, 2009 1:40:44 pm PDT #12776 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So there's a really cute woman working backstage at the show I'm designing. And do I have the guts to ask if she's single, or would like to go on a date?

No. No I do not. This is why I will be single forever.


ChiKat - Jun 13, 2009 1:41:38 pm PDT #12777 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Love the new 'do! I think you look fresh and sassy.


Sean K - Jun 13, 2009 1:46:42 pm PDT #12778 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And now she's chatting up the sound board op.

Women are never interested in me. I am utterly unattractive in any way. At least that is what the overwhelming evidence suggests.


omnis_audis - Jun 13, 2009 2:00:52 pm PDT #12779 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sean, seems we share membership to the same exclusive group. Or is that exclusion group?


Barb - Jun 13, 2009 2:17:46 pm PDT #12780 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Don't make me go southern on y'all.


Fay - Jun 13, 2009 2:18:05 pm PDT #12781 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Sean, you need to find an opportunity to name-drop your awesome goats cheese/fig/parma ham recipe at her! Or some other awesome recipe!

Or, alternatively (and I can never follow this advice, but it's good advice nontheless) you need to reflect that life is short, and just go ASK HER.


Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2009 2:18:43 pm PDT #12782 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sean, I feel your pain, but I am also kicking you in the pants and telling you to just talk to her, period, and the single/dating part can come later. You have many attractive qualities, but self-pity is not one of them. And I say that as someone in the same boat.


Hil R. - Jun 13, 2009 2:19:40 pm PDT #12783 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Most guys that I'm interested in seem to have no interest in me.

ION, walking from Soul Vegetarian over to Sticky Fingers is odd. First, you go by a bunch of hair salons and stores selling African stuff. Then, houses, getting progressively better-maintained as you go. Then you turn onto 14th, and suddenly, there's a mall there! Out of nowhere, a zillion chain stores and shiny things and huge signs.