This is not the cat you are looking for cloaking ~ma to the Cat Daniel and amnesia and a mysterious itch ~hex on Fay's busybody neighbor.
Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beekaytee - Jun 08, 2009 9:47:00 am PDT #12244 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Shir - Jun 08, 2009 10:18:40 am PDT #12245 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Jilli, as I said before, I love and enjoy and adore your GCS YouTubes. They are awesome.
Atropa - Jun 08, 2009 10:21:39 am PDT #12246 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, as I said before, I love and enjoy and adore your GCS YouTubes. They are awesome.
Aww, thank you! Tho' I am certain they are doing nothing to dispel the myth that I am a cartoon.
DavidS - Jun 08, 2009 10:22:27 am PDT #12247 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I am certain they are doing nothing to dispel the myth that I am a cartoon.
I prefer to think of you as artfully rendered.
Shir - Jun 08, 2009 10:41:57 am PDT #12248 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I am certain they are doing nothing to dispel the myth that I am a cartoon.
I'm not sure about that, but they kindda make me want to be a goth, a little bit.
You're doing wonderful work with making it look extremely cool, as well as perfectly natural (edit: as in, explaining to other people that being a goth is a legitimate lifestyle choice).
Vortex - Jun 08, 2009 10:45:15 am PDT #12249 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
So, the F2F is Father's Day weekend. I mentioned that I was going to be out of town, so my mother calls me and goes on about how it's a bad idea for me to be out of town and how I shouldn't be alone. I didn't know how to explain that if I do start feeling down, all I'd have to do is make an oblique reference to Father's Day, and about 20 people will be in front of me saying "what can I do to make it better". @@
-t - Jun 08, 2009 11:00:00 am PDT #12250 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
At least she's making the effort to pretend it's about you? It's kind of like progress.
Barb - Jun 08, 2009 11:03:06 am PDT #12251 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Fucking Mondays.
Fucking end of the school year.
Nate came home sporting a shiner and couple of scratches from some little bastard kid who threw his binder at him. Thank goodness he was wearing his glasses because those scratches were just that close to his eye. And of course, no adults around to see the incident and do anything about the little shit.
I did email the Dean, who's like the head discipline honcho and explained I understood it was the end of the school year and I knew very little could be done about it, but that I didn't appreciate my kid coming home with a black eye and scratches.
Steph L. - Jun 08, 2009 11:06:09 am PDT #12252 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
And of course, no adults around to see the incident and do anything about the little shit.
Yeah, but it's not like a black eye can be (believably) self-inflicted. At least not by a kid Nate's age. So it had to be inflicted by some *other* bastard kid. And if Nate isn't known for lying, I'd think he could at least report the kid, even if there were no adult witnesses.
Volans - Jun 08, 2009 11:06:56 am PDT #12253 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Jilli, your GCStube served up a little plate-of-shrimp. I discovered this weekend that my DH, despite being an avid Adam Ant fan since ever, HAD NEVER SEEN any of his videos. It took me about an hour of boggling on this fact before I realized they were probably on YouTube (also Nightboat, by Duran Duran, but that's another story).
And of course, there they are, right on your front page.
The reason the video discussion came up was this: [link]
Normally I don't post links here, because I'm always sure that everyone's already seen it, but it sounds like Bitches could use a laugh today.