I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - May 29, 2009 3:06:36 am PDT #11339 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

waves.

Let's build that island already.

this.

and also: xkcd today

waves some more, blows kisses. goes back to reading posts from two days ago.

d- we'll see you & the new house tomorrow!


Jessica - May 29, 2009 3:45:45 am PDT #11340 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

and also: xkcd today

Teppy needs that on her office door. (Or cube wall, in the event of an open plan office.)


sj - May 29, 2009 4:30:01 am PDT #11341 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hands Shir a cluestick, so she can fight off the clueless people.


Shir - May 29, 2009 4:36:20 am PDT #11342 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I love you all.


WindSparrow - May 29, 2009 4:48:25 am PDT #11343 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Can the Island be somewhere where it warm enough for me to not need the electric blanket, yet cool enough for Daniel to not be uncomfortably hot?


WindSparrow - May 29, 2009 4:50:06 am PDT #11344 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Shir, here is my favorite thing to think at clueless people:

You couldn't get a clue if you were wearing clue musk, doing a clue mating dance, in a field full of horny clues, during clue mating season.


WindSparrow - May 29, 2009 4:51:23 am PDT #11345 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

There is also

Here's a quarter, don't spend it all on one clue.


Jessica - May 29, 2009 4:55:15 am PDT #11346 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I do believe the House of Reason should get these.


Shir - May 29, 2009 5:03:08 am PDT #11347 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I don't mind if people are clueless, as long as they're not around me. Sadly...

One thing that could make it all better, if those people had electrical collars around their necks, and I could zap them with my mind. Not anything that would kill them or really hurt them, just something that would balance the pain they're causing my mind.

Unless they're getting turned on by these kind of things.

That doesn't make me a crazy person, right...?


Jessica - May 29, 2009 5:04:17 am PDT #11348 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

One thing that could make it all better, if those people had electrical collars around their necks, and I could zap them with my mind. Not anything that would kill them or really hurt them, just something that would balance the pain they're causing my mind.

They should film this and show it every year at Christmas.