No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2009 10:22:20 am PDT #10658 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Dude, we have Butter.

Sweet Lord.

I've enjoyed my excursions to Buca di Beppo. I had some really good chicken marsala there.

When I was a kid there was a local sandwich shop whose slogan was "The sandwich is YOURS." I never did grok what they meant by that.

Maybe it was a riff on Captain Planet's "The power is YOURS"?


Barb - May 22, 2009 10:26:51 am PDT #10659 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Miami has Cuban/Chinese/fried chicken restaurants.


Gris - May 22, 2009 10:43:33 am PDT #10660 of 30000
Hey. New board.

Now I need to go to New York. I love mac & cheese.

S'Mac is awesome, too. Even more awesome is the "Pinch and S'Mac" on the Upper West Side, which combines the mac and cheese menu of S'Mac with the no-longer-available-elsewhere gourmet pizza of Pizza By The Inch (ordered in 4", 6", 8", 12", etc. up to 36" strips), with extra sexual suggestion in the name. [link]


Laura - May 22, 2009 10:46:40 am PDT #10661 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

So I decided to Google the phrase that my son and his friends have on their t-shirts to see if it is anything I should know about. The first 3 links of 5500+ are videos of my son and friends in school taken from cell phone cameras. Hope none of them plan political careers.


Burrell - May 22, 2009 11:31:35 am PDT #10662 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

HA! Laura. You should show him, or at least mention to him you've seen, as an object lesson in why not to post stupid shit on YouTube.


Toddson - May 22, 2009 11:39:16 am PDT #10663 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Laura, is it seriously bad or just adolescent stupidity?


Laura - May 22, 2009 11:39:31 am PDT #10664 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Many of the videos are of the students yelling at or mocking teachers - in class - taped on phones. I can patiently wait until the next time Brendon claims he was doing 'absolutely nothing' to provoke the teacher. Then BAM%#*)@SOCKO video evidence! This is a high point in my parenting experience.


Laura - May 22, 2009 11:43:26 am PDT #10665 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Just stupid teen stuff, nothing serious. Still I don't know how the teachers deal. The students are just joking around, walking around, doing what they please and paying no attention to the teachers.

There were a couple funny ones. Example [link] Although this one doesn't feature Brendon.

eta: the above is a fun one, not one that would get anyone in trouble


omnis_audis - May 22, 2009 11:48:26 am PDT #10666 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

wow, I was wondering what got so many posts. Italian food. Yum. Ima gonna have me some left over pizza now.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 22, 2009 12:02:16 pm PDT #10667 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

And they're still calling about the job at 10pm. Lots of them. Classy.