As a child, you were the victim of an overly-aggressive game of "Mommy had a baby and her head popped off!"
Oooh! That's a good one.
A sly smile and, "Joe likes it rough..." could cause some problems but it would SO be worth it.
Who was the real power? The Captain? or Tenille?
Xander ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - May 20, 2009 10:59:06 am PDT #10423 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj - May 20, 2009 11:07:32 am PDT #10424 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
tommyrot - May 20, 2009 11:07:36 am PDT #10425 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or maybe: "As a child you had a weird friend. You said, 'Let's play doctor,' and your friend said, 'Let's play French Revolution.'"
Connie Neil - May 20, 2009 11:09:44 am PDT #10426 of 30000
brillig
Hubby had his spinal surgery around the time Wesley had his throat cut on Angel. They had to go through the front to work on his spine, and I got a bit twitchy until the scar healed enough to be not so visible.
Polter-Cow - May 20, 2009 11:10:13 am PDT #10427 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Was the friend Wednesday Addams?
tommyrot - May 20, 2009 11:13:37 am PDT #10428 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe.
Volans - May 20, 2009 11:47:35 am PDT #10429 of 30000
move out and draw fire
No-cancer~ma to Burrell.
Pro-video~ma to Jilli.
hippocampus - May 20, 2009 12:33:50 pm PDT #10430 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
JZ - backflung.
~ma to Burrell.
Go-go Jilli. You are fabulous with and without cameras.
dear career path: stop behaving like a monday. kthxbai.
sj - May 20, 2009 3:51:30 pm PDT #10431 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
No-cancer~ma to Burrell.
Video~ma, Jilli!
Aimee, that scar is so much less obtrusive than I was imagining. I'm glad you're in less pain too!
Beverly - May 20, 2009 4:45:51 pm PDT #10432 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
If I haven't actually said so before, all health-vibes to Burrell.
And lessening-pain vibes to sj.
I'm sure Jilli will rock the video, because, well, when does Jilli not rock?
Aimee, lemme tell you a story. Shopping one day I noticed a beautiful celtic silver ring on a clerk's hand as she and a partner were arranging a display. "That's beautiful, do you mind my asking where you got it?"
"Silver Stream, downstairs," she said, busy but polite.
"Oh, what a disappointment."
She looked startled, and her partner looked at me quizzically. "Why?"
"It's so pretty, I expected a story with it, like, 'I had an Irish grandmother...'".
Her partner dimpled, and she graced me with a tight smile. "I don't tell lies."
I affected a scolded but unrepentant expression, "'S not lies, it's stories. Stories make things sound better."
"Well, it wouldn't be true." Finished with her work, she scurried off to do something else. Her partner lingered, adding final touches, and shot me an apologetic grin. "I like stories, too."
I nodded, and turned away to continue shopping. That day my hair was pinned up in a figure-eight chignon with this. She saw the hairpin. "Oh, that's gorgeous! Where did you get that?"
Beat. Grin. "I had an Irish grandmother..."
Tell stories. Make smiles. Make memories.