Now, I can hold a note for a long time...actually I can hold a note forever. But eventually that's just noise. It's the change we're listening for. The note coming after, and the one after that. That's what makes it music.

Host ,'Why We Fight'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - May 20, 2009 10:32:16 am PDT #10413 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Now you just have to make up awesome stories about how you got it.

'zactly. Say that Tony and Bernado got into it and while other boys were faffing about the barrio, singing and dancing, you got in and broke up the fight, but not without earning yourself a scar.

But the others... they look much worse.


Vortex - May 20, 2009 10:38:30 am PDT #10414 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Now you just have to make up awesome stories about how you got it.

Knife fight! Or slashed with a beer bottle!


Polter-Cow - May 20, 2009 10:43:44 am PDT #10415 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I say my shoulder scar is a werewolf bite.


Aims - May 20, 2009 10:43:53 am PDT #10416 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Can't use beer bottle - that's the one my sister uses. Dammit.

I'm going to say that I was the first sucessful head transplant. Or the reincarnation of Anne Boelyn and scars transfer through lifetimes.


Shir - May 20, 2009 10:45:31 am PDT #10417 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

"Aliens did it."


tommyrot - May 20, 2009 10:46:33 am PDT #10418 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm going to say that I was the first sucessful head transplant.

As a child, you were the victim of an overly-aggressive game of "Mommy had a baby and her head popped off!"


Kathy A - May 20, 2009 10:49:52 am PDT #10419 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Or the reincarnation of Anne Boelyn and scars transfer through lifetimes.

Oooh, then you can have a theme song!

With her head tucked
Underneath her arm
She walks
The bloody tower

With her head tucked
Underneath her arm
At the midnight hour


NoiseDesign - May 20, 2009 10:50:57 am PDT #10420 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Training to be the new headless horseman.


DavidS - May 20, 2009 10:51:51 am PDT #10421 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nearly Headless Aimee seeks to join the Headless Hunt.


Aims - May 20, 2009 10:58:42 am PDT #10422 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hec FTW!!

Nearly Headless Aimee!