F: Adam Beach C: Adam Baldwin (Too mercurial) M: Adam Brody (I, too, like 'em nerdy)

The Matts are harder.

F: Matt Cedeno C: Matthew Fox M: Matt Damon

With the Erics, it's

F: Balfour (as long as he doesn't talk, God help us) C: Schweig M: Szmanda

I have an unholy devotion to Schweig. I have to watch Big Eden about three or four times a year because of him.

ETA: The voice. It's his voice. I could just drown in it. 'Course the eyes and the smile and the...yeah. Unholy.

I posted over in Movies about a possible sequel to Dances with Wolves starring Viggo Mortensen as John Dunbar. Lovelovelove this idea!

I'd be willing to wrestle Bev for Schweig. But Adam Beach is a cutiehead.

Manoman. Liv is full of crank this evening. Tired but didn't nap. She let loose because she couldn't find the Dora shirt to her pajamas so she will be going to bed 15 minutes early tonight. Why is everything so dramatic when you're two?

Have I mentioned here that I have a dead ringer for Adam Baldwin in my office?

I can relate. One of my duties in my new job (years ago) was to deal with vendors who either cold called, or dropped in as they did their schedule. Imagine my surprise when I looked up one afternoon and saw Omar Shariff standing in the doorway of my office. I was quite incapable of speech, until he smiled and said, "Is your boss here?" in a voice that could only belong to Barney Fife.

You know how the "Oh, Yeah" song just fizzles when the romance is quashed? Yeah, like that.

Matt Damon's actual wife had a baby today; a girl, Gia. Their daughter Isabella is 2, and she has an older daughter from a previous relationship. Also, I can't believe nobody used this opportunity to say, "I'm fucking Matt Damon!"

Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.

I'm sorry about the husband, flea. Did you get the extended warranty?

I'm afraid it may have expired at the 10-year mark. They always break just after the warranty expires.

I looked up one afternoon and saw Omar Shariff standing in the doorway of my office. I was quite incapable of speech, until he smiled and said, "Is your boss here?" in a voice that could only belong to Barney Fife.

Oh, my. I had a drama writing prof. like that, only for "Omar Shariff" substitute "Sting". It's amazing how the voice can make or break a crush.

Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.

I have a really big wrench that might work, if applied properly.

Judiciously administered kicks sometimes help.

So I hear. I have no practical evidence, though.