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Beverly - Aug 20, 2008 3:53:29 pm PDT #4506 of 10003

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Have I mentioned here that I have a dead ringer for Adam Baldwin in my office?

I can relate. One of my duties in my new job (years ago) was to deal with vendors who either cold called, or dropped in as they did their schedule. Imagine my surprise when I looked up one afternoon and saw Omar Shariff standing in the doorway of my office. I was quite incapable of speech, until he smiled and said, "Is your boss here?" in a voice that could only belong to Barney Fife.

You know how the "Oh, Yeah" song just fizzles when the romance is quashed? Yeah, like that.

flea - Aug 20, 2008 3:54:24 pm PDT #4507 of 10003

information libertarian

Matt Damon's actual wife had a baby today; a girl, Gia. Their daughter Isabella is 2, and she has an older daughter from a previous relationship. Also, I can't believe nobody used this opportunity to say, "I'm fucking Matt Damon!"

Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.

amych - Aug 20, 2008 3:55:47 pm PDT #4508 of 10003

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm sorry about the husband, flea. Did you get the extended warranty?

flea - Aug 20, 2008 3:57:00 pm PDT #4509 of 10003

information libertarian

I'm afraid it may have expired at the 10-year mark. They always break just after the warranty expires.

Calli - Aug 20, 2008 3:57:22 pm PDT #4510 of 10003

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I looked up one afternoon and saw Omar Shariff standing in the doorway of my office. I was quite incapable of speech, until he smiled and said, "Is your boss here?" in a voice that could only belong to Barney Fife.

Oh, my. I had a drama writing prof. like that, only for "Omar Shariff" substitute "Sting". It's amazing how the voice can make or break a crush.

Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.

I have a really big wrench that might work, if applied properly.

Beverly - Aug 20, 2008 3:59:29 pm PDT #4511 of 10003

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Judiciously administered kicks sometimes help.

So I hear. I have no practical evidence, though.

flea - Aug 20, 2008 3:59:53 pm PDT #4512 of 10003

information libertarian

Up the ass, I'm thinking.

Jesse - Aug 20, 2008 4:01:01 pm PDT #4513 of 10003

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe try a good whack, like for a TV?

(NOTE: Buffistas does not condone domestic violence.)

Gadget_Girl - Aug 20, 2008 4:02:36 pm PDT #4514 of 10003

Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.

I have a really big wrench that might work, if applied properly.

I was going to offer the use of a "c-clamp". That usually works for me.

Kathy A - Aug 20, 2008 4:04:01 pm PDT #4515 of 10003

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Imagine my surprise when I looked up one afternoon and saw Omar Shariff standing in the doorway of my office.

Boy, those Omar Shariff dopelgangers really get around! My mom was hit on by one in Germany. (She was really popular there back in '84; in the three weeks she and three friends traveled around the continent, she was the only getting flirted with.)

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