Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Aug 20, 2008 3:53:04 pm PDT #4505 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'd be willing to wrestle Bev for Schweig. But Adam Beach is a cutiehead.

Manoman. Liv is full of crank this evening. Tired but didn't nap. She let loose because she couldn't find the Dora shirt to her pajamas so she will be going to bed 15 minutes early tonight. Why is everything so dramatic when you're two?


Beverly - Aug 20, 2008 3:53:29 pm PDT #4506 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Have I mentioned here that I have a dead ringer for Adam Baldwin in my office?

I can relate. One of my duties in my new job (years ago) was to deal with vendors who either cold called, or dropped in as they did their schedule. Imagine my surprise when I looked up one afternoon and saw Omar Shariff standing in the doorway of my office. I was quite incapable of speech, until he smiled and said, "Is your boss here?" in a voice that could only belong to Barney Fife.

You know how the "Oh, Yeah" song just fizzles when the romance is quashed? Yeah, like that.


flea - Aug 20, 2008 3:54:24 pm PDT #4507 of 10003
information libertarian

Matt Damon's actual wife had a baby today; a girl, Gia. Their daughter Isabella is 2, and she has an older daughter from a previous relationship. Also, I can't believe nobody used this opportunity to say, "I'm fucking Matt Damon!"

Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.


amych - Aug 20, 2008 3:55:47 pm PDT #4508 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm sorry about the husband, flea. Did you get the extended warranty?


flea - Aug 20, 2008 3:57:00 pm PDT #4509 of 10003
information libertarian

I'm afraid it may have expired at the 10-year mark. They always break just after the warranty expires.


Calli - Aug 20, 2008 3:57:22 pm PDT #4510 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I looked up one afternoon and saw Omar Shariff standing in the doorway of my office. I was quite incapable of speech, until he smiled and said, "Is your boss here?" in a voice that could only belong to Barney Fife.

Oh, my. I had a drama writing prof. like that, only for "Omar Shariff" substitute "Sting". It's amazing how the voice can make or break a crush.

Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.

I have a really big wrench that might work, if applied properly.


Beverly - Aug 20, 2008 3:59:29 pm PDT #4511 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Judiciously administered kicks sometimes help.

So I hear. I have no practical evidence, though.


flea - Aug 20, 2008 3:59:53 pm PDT #4512 of 10003
information libertarian

Up the ass, I'm thinking.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2008 4:01:01 pm PDT #4513 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe try a good whack, like for a TV?

(NOTE: Buffistas does not condone domestic violence.)


Gadget_Girl - Aug 20, 2008 4:02:36 pm PDT #4514 of 10003
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.
I have a really big wrench that might work, if applied properly.

I was going to offer the use of a "c-clamp". That usually works for me.