I'm sorry about the husband, flea. Did you get the extended warranty?
Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Aug 20, 2008 3:55:47 pm PDT #4508 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
flea - Aug 20, 2008 3:57:00 pm PDT #4509 of 10003
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I'm afraid it may have expired at the 10-year mark. They always break just after the warranty expires.
Calli - Aug 20, 2008 3:57:22 pm PDT #4510 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I looked up one afternoon and saw Omar Shariff standing in the doorway of my office. I was quite incapable of speech, until he smiled and said, "Is your boss here?" in a voice that could only belong to Barney Fife.
Oh, my. I had a drama writing prof. like that, only for "Omar Shariff" substitute "Sting". It's amazing how the voice can make or break a crush.
Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.
I have a really big wrench that might work, if applied properly.
Beverly - Aug 20, 2008 3:59:29 pm PDT #4511 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Judiciously administered kicks sometimes help.
So I hear. I have no practical evidence, though.
flea - Aug 20, 2008 3:59:53 pm PDT #4512 of 10003
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Up the ass, I'm thinking.
Jesse - Aug 20, 2008 4:01:01 pm PDT #4513 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Maybe try a good whack, like for a TV?
(NOTE: Buffistas does not condone domestic violence.)
Gadget_Girl - Aug 20, 2008 4:02:36 pm PDT #4514 of 10003
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Also also, can I please get a tune-up on my husband? The "be a responsible adult" module needs some serious work.
I have a really big wrench that might work, if applied properly.
I was going to offer the use of a "c-clamp". That usually works for me.
Kathy A - Aug 20, 2008 4:04:01 pm PDT #4515 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Imagine my surprise when I looked up one afternoon and saw Omar Shariff standing in the doorway of my office.
Boy, those Omar Shariff dopelgangers really get around! My mom was hit on by one in Germany. (She was really popular there back in '84; in the three weeks she and three friends traveled around the continent, she was the only getting flirted with.)
Dana - Aug 20, 2008 4:04:47 pm PDT #4516 of 10003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
F Szmanda, C Balfour, M Schweig as many times as is possible, and then love him and hug him and call him George and lock him up and never let him leave.
SailAweigh - Aug 20, 2008 4:05:24 pm PDT #4517 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Having returned my husband as defective material, I have no advice for extemporaneous repairs.
And, since I've been seriously NGA for longer than I like to think about, when it comes to FCM, I'd fuck 'em all.
And may I say, the Russian synchronized swim duo is absolutely fantastic. Sheer poetry.