There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Apr 17, 2008 10:52:51 pm PDT #5307 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Holy crap, Erin!

Awesome letter, GC!


Trudy Booth - Apr 18, 2008 12:01:27 am PDT #5308 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

FTR: I am as sick as Plei and Teppy because as soon as I read Erin's description I went "Oooh! Teratoma!" and proceeded to Image Google them. For not the first time.

Erin, if the bloods come back good, can you postpone for a week? That sounds like a wicked financial hit.

(Like you need afuckingnother one!)


Anne W. - Apr 18, 2008 1:15:22 am PDT #5309 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Dude. We just had an earthquake.

Jeeves did not display any Amazing Animal Foresight regarding the event. I woke up before he did. He did go hide as soon as he woke up, and was in need of serious cuddling after the fact.


Jars - Apr 18, 2008 2:15:46 am PDT #5310 of 10001

Does anyone know how long it takes to renew a US passport at the minute? A friend wanted to visit from New York, but he's just realised his passport is out of date.


hippocampus - Apr 18, 2008 2:53:16 am PDT #5311 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

jars - DH just sent his renewal in. it came back all shiny in 2 weeks. we were expecting 3.


Jars - Apr 18, 2008 3:17:27 am PDT #5312 of 10001

Cool. Thanks, Sox.


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2008 3:20:28 am PDT #5313 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dude. We just had an earthquake.

Apparently, it was felt in Cincinnati, too. Not by me, as I could sleep through an elephant tap-dancing on the bed while the Village People sang "Macho Man."

But when I got up, the first question The Boy asked me was, "Were you awake at 4:30?"

Me: "Uh, NO."

Him: "There was an earthquake."

[pause]

Me: "Did you think I *caused* it?"

Him: "What?"

Me: "Well, you asked if I was awake then, like I was up and trying to open the Hellmouth or something."

[pause]

Him: "Well, are you?"

I told him that if any demons show up at his work (they recycle scrap metal; his work, that is, not the demons, although maybe the demons do) and ask for a talisman, to NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.

(We watched "Doomed" earlier this week, so we're sensitive to Hellmouth-open-y things.)


Fay - Apr 18, 2008 3:34:34 am PDT #5314 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

But what if they are VERY MEAN AND SCARY demons? What if they threaten his life? Or yours?

Mind you, the kind of demons that go to the trouble of recycling scrap metal probably eat only organic food and are careful about not using plastic bags and things. They probably are not so much with the Hellmouth-opening.


Sparky1 - Apr 18, 2008 3:53:58 am PDT #5315 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Cyster ~ma to you, Erin.

vw, good luck with a trip to the Mass Health offices. (has image in head of vw taking Cyster with her to the Mass Health offices, and Cyster growling at asshats)

GC, I'm glad you see you and your professor understand each other!

This is going to be one of those Fridays where the work day actually last 80 hours instead of 8, isn't it? The weather is beautiful and the students have abandoned the place because of yesterday's Pope Day holiday.


Emily - Apr 18, 2008 4:02:17 am PDT #5316 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

God, I love Erin. LOVE HER. Also, good luck!

And... no wait, I'm not sure I have anything else to say. Except! Did I mention that I have curry coconut ice cream?