I had a whole section about civic pride.

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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jars - Apr 18, 2008 2:15:46 am PDT #5310 of 10001

Does anyone know how long it takes to renew a US passport at the minute? A friend wanted to visit from New York, but he's just realised his passport is out of date.


hippocampus - Apr 18, 2008 2:53:16 am PDT #5311 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

jars - DH just sent his renewal in. it came back all shiny in 2 weeks. we were expecting 3.


Jars - Apr 18, 2008 3:17:27 am PDT #5312 of 10001

Cool. Thanks, Sox.


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2008 3:20:28 am PDT #5313 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dude. We just had an earthquake.

Apparently, it was felt in Cincinnati, too. Not by me, as I could sleep through an elephant tap-dancing on the bed while the Village People sang "Macho Man."

But when I got up, the first question The Boy asked me was, "Were you awake at 4:30?"

Me: "Uh, NO."

Him: "There was an earthquake."

[pause]

Me: "Did you think I *caused* it?"

Him: "What?"

Me: "Well, you asked if I was awake then, like I was up and trying to open the Hellmouth or something."

[pause]

Him: "Well, are you?"

I told him that if any demons show up at his work (they recycle scrap metal; his work, that is, not the demons, although maybe the demons do) and ask for a talisman, to NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.

(We watched "Doomed" earlier this week, so we're sensitive to Hellmouth-open-y things.)


Fay - Apr 18, 2008 3:34:34 am PDT #5314 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

But what if they are VERY MEAN AND SCARY demons? What if they threaten his life? Or yours?

Mind you, the kind of demons that go to the trouble of recycling scrap metal probably eat only organic food and are careful about not using plastic bags and things. They probably are not so much with the Hellmouth-opening.


Sparky1 - Apr 18, 2008 3:53:58 am PDT #5315 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Cyster ~ma to you, Erin.

vw, good luck with a trip to the Mass Health offices. (has image in head of vw taking Cyster with her to the Mass Health offices, and Cyster growling at asshats)

GC, I'm glad you see you and your professor understand each other!

This is going to be one of those Fridays where the work day actually last 80 hours instead of 8, isn't it? The weather is beautiful and the students have abandoned the place because of yesterday's Pope Day holiday.


Emily - Apr 18, 2008 4:02:17 am PDT #5316 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

God, I love Erin. LOVE HER. Also, good luck!

And... no wait, I'm not sure I have anything else to say. Except! Did I mention that I have curry coconut ice cream?


d - Apr 18, 2008 4:54:40 am PDT #5317 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Sox, iffn you change your mind about today call the office and not my cell for I accidentally left it at home. oops!


hippocampus - Apr 18, 2008 4:56:40 am PDT #5318 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

d - give me a call ... we're having chicken dinner tonight if you want some? It wouldn't hurt me to see another person over the age of 3.


Toddson - Apr 18, 2008 5:13:11 am PDT #5319 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Laughing now from the Tim Conway elephant story.

Sox, hope the little one is less sick and cranky now; it's supposed to be very warm so at least you can get out.

Erin, best wishes for a successful surgery; if you could postpone it, that might alleviate some of the financial hit ... although I know doctors can be very, um, set in their scheduling ways.

And you know what? if you did take Cyster/Little Orphan Annie and put it in a jar with eyes and a wig ... it'd be almost as creepy as that THING Nicole has from JZ.