Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Beverly - Apr 16, 2008 10:04:18 pm PDT #5097 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I can never get the hand gestures right.

Hi, billytea.

I was emphasizing a point with my habitual hand gestures the other night and the other person said, wait, wait. What are you doing there? I recognize that...thing...you're doing with your hand.

I had to think. And then I heard from a little cubby in the back of my mind, "Well my name is Bobby...." Yep, Howie Mandell, post-Fiscus, pre-sanitary obsession, curly haired classic rubber glove on head era.


omnis_audis - Apr 16, 2008 10:17:52 pm PDT #5098 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

It's probably bad form to outshine the pope.
The news said something about Laura Bush doing a Vatican faux pas by wearing white on the balcony with the Pope. Apparently, when with the Pope, only the Pope can where white. Ooops.

Hey, [potential future wife]. I'm Sunil. ...
To think I had you trapped in my car while you serenaded me with sweet tunes. I knew I should have flirted more with you. What a find! WAIT A SECOND! Shit! Damn it. I'm a hetero male. It would never work out. Garrum it! Never mind. :: sulks away ::

IObaseballN: What was up with the Yankee/BoSox game tonight? I recorded it (as I was in work all night), and after 3 hours, I only had 6 innings recorded. And holy high scores Batman. There were more scores than a Magic Johnson away trip. Crazy!


Polter-Cow - Apr 16, 2008 10:46:47 pm PDT #5099 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

hits Send


Steph L. - Apr 16, 2008 11:51:55 pm PDT #5100 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I order the McChouffe- it looks like this: [link]

What I get, no lie, looks like this: [link]

I pointed out the color discrepancy and was told "It's a *Belgian* brown ale" as if somehow the color brown is completely different in Belgium. I take a sip; it is SO NOT anything EVEN resembling a) Belgian ale b) Scotch ale (one of the style inspirations) c) a brown ale. It is crisp and bitter- it's a fucking pilsner!

Nora, if that had happened to my brother, I think the very next thing that would have transpired would have involved police officers and then bail money.

that flounder said I could be pope but the next thing I knew I was back in my old hovel.

t loves laga


omnis_audis - Apr 17, 2008 12:24:59 am PDT #5101 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ya steph, that's a tag that never closes.


hippocampus - Apr 17, 2008 3:32:29 am PDT #5102 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

endlessly Sick Toddler: Why isn't Clifford in Curious George?

Me: Don't know? Maybe they don't know each other...

eST: The should. They would like each other.

Me: What would that story be like?

eST: well, Clifford could go to the city, or Curious George could visit Birdwell Island on the boat...

Me: ...


vw bug - Apr 17, 2008 3:40:05 am PDT #5103 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, goodness, Sox! She's writing crossover fan fiction!


hippocampus - Apr 17, 2008 3:44:23 am PDT #5104 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

she so is.

eta: at least someone is getting some work done around here. ok. back to sickbay.


Aims - Apr 17, 2008 3:48:34 am PDT #5105 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

is now earwormed with the theme to Clifford.

He's the best dog EVER! I really think so!


Amy - Apr 17, 2008 3:48:53 am PDT #5106 of 10001
Because books.

Sara has been going through the same thing, Sox. For almost a month now, congested and coughing and on and off fever. I don't know how much of it might be allergies, but even she's tired of it.