Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Apr 16, 2008 10:17:52 pm PDT #5098 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

It's probably bad form to outshine the pope.
The news said something about Laura Bush doing a Vatican faux pas by wearing white on the balcony with the Pope. Apparently, when with the Pope, only the Pope can where white. Ooops.

Hey, [potential future wife]. I'm Sunil. ...
To think I had you trapped in my car while you serenaded me with sweet tunes. I knew I should have flirted more with you. What a find! WAIT A SECOND! Shit! Damn it. I'm a hetero male. It would never work out. Garrum it! Never mind. :: sulks away ::

IObaseballN: What was up with the Yankee/BoSox game tonight? I recorded it (as I was in work all night), and after 3 hours, I only had 6 innings recorded. And holy high scores Batman. There were more scores than a Magic Johnson away trip. Crazy!


Polter-Cow - Apr 16, 2008 10:46:47 pm PDT #5099 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

hits Send


Steph L. - Apr 16, 2008 11:51:55 pm PDT #5100 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I order the McChouffe- it looks like this: [link]

What I get, no lie, looks like this: [link]

I pointed out the color discrepancy and was told "It's a *Belgian* brown ale" as if somehow the color brown is completely different in Belgium. I take a sip; it is SO NOT anything EVEN resembling a) Belgian ale b) Scotch ale (one of the style inspirations) c) a brown ale. It is crisp and bitter- it's a fucking pilsner!

Nora, if that had happened to my brother, I think the very next thing that would have transpired would have involved police officers and then bail money.

that flounder said I could be pope but the next thing I knew I was back in my old hovel.

t loves laga


omnis_audis - Apr 17, 2008 12:24:59 am PDT #5101 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ya steph, that's a tag that never closes.


hippocampus - Apr 17, 2008 3:32:29 am PDT #5102 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

endlessly Sick Toddler: Why isn't Clifford in Curious George?

Me: Don't know? Maybe they don't know each other...

eST: The should. They would like each other.

Me: What would that story be like?

eST: well, Clifford could go to the city, or Curious George could visit Birdwell Island on the boat...

Me: ...


vw bug - Apr 17, 2008 3:40:05 am PDT #5103 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, goodness, Sox! She's writing crossover fan fiction!


hippocampus - Apr 17, 2008 3:44:23 am PDT #5104 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

she so is.

eta: at least someone is getting some work done around here. ok. back to sickbay.


Aims - Apr 17, 2008 3:48:34 am PDT #5105 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

is now earwormed with the theme to Clifford.

He's the best dog EVER! I really think so!


Amy - Apr 17, 2008 3:48:53 am PDT #5106 of 10001
Because books.

Sara has been going through the same thing, Sox. For almost a month now, congested and coughing and on and off fever. I don't know how much of it might be allergies, but even she's tired of it.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2008 3:48:55 am PDT #5107 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sparky, if you're in Silver Spring, Snider's (on the corner of Georgia and Seminary) has a pretty good kosher selection IIRC. (With the caveat that it has been over a decade since I kept kosher for Passover or lived in Maryland, so take any info I have on either with a very large grain of kosher salt.)

ION, Dear Guy Sitting At The Empty Desk Behind Me This Week,

For the love of all that's holy, please put your fucking cellphone on vibrate!!!! Open plan office, dude!