You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Apr 16, 2008 9:38:48 pm PDT #5092 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You think so? I tried not to make it sound like she has to like everything I do, but I do think loving stories is one of my more salient characteristics. That's what you're getting yourself into when you know me: all the stuff in my head.

I think it's probably ok. Although you want to present yourself in a good light, you're still looking to make a connection, not a sale, so it's probably more of a worry to feel untrue to yourself than to scare off a particular potential wife before she has a chance to become a kinetic wife.

In that vein, though, you might decide to clarify which xkcd character you are in point 3. If she gets the wrong idea, then she could get the wrong idea.


Polter-Cow - Apr 16, 2008 9:40:41 pm PDT #5093 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

2. I love stories. TV, movies, books, comics, stories in any form. I consume media like nobody's business. Right now, I'm in the middle of watching *Deadwood* and reading *Y: The Last Man*. If you've seen my biodata, I think there's a big long list of stuff. Multiple lists, to my recollection. Please don't feel that you have to have the same lists as I do. If there's one thing I like more than making people laugh, it's introducing them to things I love.

In that vein, though, you might decide to clarify which xkcd character you are in point 3. If she gets the wrong idea, then she could get the wrong idea.

Heh. "I...promise not to choke you to death." (I don't think it needs clarification since, well, I am clearly the male character. But then again, if anything can get misinterpreted, it will.)

3. As such, this is me:

http://xkcd.com/307/

I am on the left. In real life, I have more hair.


Laga - Apr 16, 2008 9:54:05 pm PDT #5094 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Although you want to present yourself in a good light, you're still looking to make a connection, not a sale

billytea is wise


billytea - Apr 16, 2008 9:59:14 pm PDT #5095 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea is wise

And married! I have, um, street cred! Except, obviously, when talking about street cred. I can never get the hand gestures right.


Laga - Apr 16, 2008 10:02:43 pm PDT #5096 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm on vacation!

If I remembered how to do it there would be Paul Gross arms in this post.


Beverly - Apr 16, 2008 10:04:18 pm PDT #5097 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I can never get the hand gestures right.

Hi, billytea.

I was emphasizing a point with my habitual hand gestures the other night and the other person said, wait, wait. What are you doing there? I recognize that...thing...you're doing with your hand.

I had to think. And then I heard from a little cubby in the back of my mind, "Well my name is Bobby...." Yep, Howie Mandell, post-Fiscus, pre-sanitary obsession, curly haired classic rubber glove on head era.


omnis_audis - Apr 16, 2008 10:17:52 pm PDT #5098 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

It's probably bad form to outshine the pope.
The news said something about Laura Bush doing a Vatican faux pas by wearing white on the balcony with the Pope. Apparently, when with the Pope, only the Pope can where white. Ooops.

Hey, [potential future wife]. I'm Sunil. ...
To think I had you trapped in my car while you serenaded me with sweet tunes. I knew I should have flirted more with you. What a find! WAIT A SECOND! Shit! Damn it. I'm a hetero male. It would never work out. Garrum it! Never mind. :: sulks away ::

IObaseballN: What was up with the Yankee/BoSox game tonight? I recorded it (as I was in work all night), and after 3 hours, I only had 6 innings recorded. And holy high scores Batman. There were more scores than a Magic Johnson away trip. Crazy!


Polter-Cow - Apr 16, 2008 10:46:47 pm PDT #5099 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

hits Send


Steph L. - Apr 16, 2008 11:51:55 pm PDT #5100 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I order the McChouffe- it looks like this: [link]

What I get, no lie, looks like this: [link]

I pointed out the color discrepancy and was told "It's a *Belgian* brown ale" as if somehow the color brown is completely different in Belgium. I take a sip; it is SO NOT anything EVEN resembling a) Belgian ale b) Scotch ale (one of the style inspirations) c) a brown ale. It is crisp and bitter- it's a fucking pilsner!

Nora, if that had happened to my brother, I think the very next thing that would have transpired would have involved police officers and then bail money.

that flounder said I could be pope but the next thing I knew I was back in my old hovel.

t loves laga


omnis_audis - Apr 17, 2008 12:24:59 am PDT #5101 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ya steph, that's a tag that never closes.