We have been told that the Secret Service will be going through our offices, opening every file drawer, cabinet, etc.

I feel like leaving them milk, cookies and a little note.

I think I just snorked my nose up itself at this. Very glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

I feel like leaving them milk, cookies and a little note.

See, I would suggest poo in a drawer, but I'm not the best employee.

lil' itas

So would that be like "Jim Henson's ita babies"?

If you go live in Japan, I would end up sending you on expeditions to find me wacky gothy accessories. If you come live in Seattle, I can introduce you to attractive people who will swoon at your feet.

Hmm. When you put it like that...

scurries off to book tickets to Seattle. Whilst still weeping with laughter at the thought of LOLitas.

"I can haz lethal weapon?"

Bwah!

Oooh! When?

Maybe 2nd/3rd week in June?

Okay, I'm taking my tired butt home. Blargh.

I crave LOLitas beyond my power to express it. Best idea EVAH. Because she's always so damn badass, bless her - even the photos of Wee!ita are badass.

You know, she is doing the 365 photo days in her LJ and she has all sorts of pictures of herself in there. IJS. If someone knew photoshop....

Don't think that this thought hasn't crossed my mind, Empress.

eta

Dana, ita, I hope you don't mind me stealing this for my tagline? But I haven't laughed that hard in - maybe six months? I mean, you killed me DED.

See, I would suggest poo in a drawer, but I'm not the best employee.

I thought maybe some of those spring-snakes that jump out at people, too. It would be payback for all the times this week I've turned a corner and been surprised by one lurking around a corner.

It's fine with me.

You know, she is doing the 365 photo days in her LJ and she has all sorts of pictures of herself in there. IJS. If someone knew photoshop...

Erm, don't. Seriously. I have a strong recollection she doesn't like others manipulating her image. I could be wrong, but better safe than sorry.