head in hands

Oi vey. I thought it was so painfully obvious, but clearly it isn't. (Same as I was genuinely surprised that nobody had taken nomdesouris as an email address. Er.) My mind, it just doesn't work the same way as all the other people, does it?

Sorry, folks!

points at newly-adjusted tagline

nomdesouris

PB&J is yummy.

Er... name of mouse?

Yes!

Because, to me, that was the serendipitous cyberalternative to "nom de plume*", and thus this was my original pen-name for fic. Except then it got shifted into my main email address instead, for multipurpose things.

...yeah. Sorry. I'm just not very good at linear, you know? I was always getting told that my essays were too elliptical in their approach when I was at school.

(...but, but...'Morgan Le'! It is amusing wordplay on my name AND timely, with the whole Arthurian discussion!)

sighs.

There's a reason I'm single, isn't there? I mean, apart from the size of my ass. Oh well.

*nom de keyboard being a touch too clunky.

I was suspecting, but my mind kept going to Pete (being a brit) but the posts seemed too verbose to be silent Pete.

Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Silent Pete. Oh, that's funny.

Morgan Le, my darling, if you would just MOVE TO SEATTLE, I have a list of people I could set you up with.

Would you be back tonight as well?

Yes I would.

Would you be back tonight as well?

Yes I would.

Really? Drive up to Lansing and back?

Well, if you say so...

Morgan Le, my darling, if you would just MOVE TO SEATTLE, I have a list of people I could set you up with.

So. Tempting.

Except I'm increasingly of the opinion that I need to go and live in Japan for a bit. I have even gone so far as to download a couple of Learn Japanese Podcasts, which are confirming me in my suspiction that I will like Japanese much more than Thai. (Tonal languages NOT for the win in the world of me.)

Still, one could always just go to Japan on holiday. Hmm...

Except I'm increasingly of the opinion that I need to go and live in Japan for a bit.

If you go live in Japan, I would end up sending you on expeditions to find me wacky gothy accessories. If you come live in Seattle, I can introduce you to attractive people who will swoon at your feet.

There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?

No. There is ABSOLUTELY NOT. We are consistently baffled by it, honestly. Few people are more all-around joyously wonderful than you, so what idiot would pass that up?* Truth is stranger than fiction.

And Morgan Le made total sense. No worries.

You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you? I know, I know, they're nowhere near each other. But they're both places-Fay-has-gone-which-are-neither-UK-nor-US, so I group them together.

(*Though I suppose the somewhat insecure might worry about being outshone. But that's not what you'd want anyway!)