Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
seriously - these are the things that went into the mail and were supposed to arrive by Jan 31, yes?
And they did. That's our point.
Look, I sympathize to an extent with these folk, I really do. But, dude...they were sent in January, if you didn't receive them by March we offered free reprints... but it is APRIL 15th! You just now figured out that you need these or that you don't have them? Sorry. That is your problem and we do our best to help you out, but there are limits.
Thus the theme of the day.
Well, some people may have husbands like mine who dropped the bomb yesterday that his boss's father was not, in fact, doing the taxes, so could they pretty please go home hook up the old computer to the internets, update Turbo Tax and send them in by tonight?
Want. To. Smash. His. Head.
Tonight TCG and I are going to see Eddie Izzard live!
I get to to that in a couple of months!
We're going May 9th! Woot! sj, definitely give us a full report tomorrow!
Actually, Tep, isn't it you I have to thank for the pre-sale link? Or, was that Vortex. Ah well, whoever rocks!
Actually, ya'll all rock!
DJ and Teppy, there will be a full report tomorrow.
MM, you should answer the phone:
Hello and thank you for calling [company name] If you are calling because you do not have a W-2, we are unable to give you a copy today, our W-2s are not produced by this office. You must either come in to the office with picture ID and a money order or cash for $12.50, or mail us your name, etc with a check or money order for $12.50, we cannot take orders over the phone. In both cases, it will take up to 2 weeks for you to receive your W-2. If you are calling for any other reason, please press 1 now.
then make some fun clicking sounds and say "this is Joe, how can I help you"
Ignoring the scary ugly tax talk to say,
HAPPY BACKIVERSARY AND RE-BLONDING DAY, TEPPY!
Also,
YAY BUG WITH HONORS!
I did mine! Turned out it was easiest to just do both state sets by hand, and then TurboTax did my federal for free (like I'm gonna pay sixty dollars for the privilege of their doing my state taxes!). Gotta say, though, I can't really recommend TaxSlayer. That is, it was fine for federal, but for state it was worse than doing it myself. Which seems deeply wrong. Besides, TurboTax has such a friendlier interface, despite the coolness of the other company's name.
For today, I'm going to be glad I live in Texas and don't have state income tax. Not because I don't think I should pay state income tax. I do, but at least it's not another set I have to do rightthefucknow!
then make some fun clicking sounds and say "this is Joe, how can I help you"
Vortex ftw.
HAPPY BACKIVERSARY, TEP!
