Ignoring the scary ugly tax talk to say,
HAPPY BACKIVERSARY AND RE-BLONDING DAY, TEPPY!
Also, YAY BUG WITH HONORS!
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Apr 15, 2008 6:19:28 am PDT #4724 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Emily - Apr 15, 2008 6:22:50 am PDT #4725 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I did mine! Turned out it was easiest to just do both state sets by hand, and then TurboTax did my federal for free (like I'm gonna pay sixty dollars for the privilege of their doing my state taxes!). Gotta say, though, I can't really recommend TaxSlayer. That is, it was fine for federal, but for state it was worse than doing it myself. Which seems deeply wrong. Besides, TurboTax has such a friendlier interface, despite the coolness of the other company's name.
Daisy Jane - Apr 15, 2008 6:24:46 am PDT #4726 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
For today, I'm going to be glad I live in Texas and don't have state income tax. Not because I don't think I should pay state income tax. I do, but at least it's not another set I have to do rightthefucknow!
Jessica - Apr 15, 2008 6:33:17 am PDT #4727 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
then make some fun clicking sounds and say "this is Joe, how can I help you"
Vortex ftw.
HAPPY BACKIVERSARY, TEP!
Miracleman - Apr 15, 2008 6:33:38 am PDT #4728 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
MM, you should answer the phone:
Hello and thank you for calling [company name] If you are calling because you do not have a W-2, we are unable to give you a copy today, our W-2s are not produced by this office. You must either come in to the office with picture ID and a money order or cash for $12.50, or mail us your name, etc with a check or money order for $12.50, we cannot take orders over the phone. In both cases, it will take up to 2 weeks for you to receive your W-2. If you are calling for any other reason, please press 1 now.
then make some fun clicking sounds and say "this is Joe, how can I help you"
I'm more tempted to answer the phone:
Hello and thank you for calling [company name] If you are calling because you do not have a W-2, we are sorry, but you are a fucking moron. To receive this vitally important information that was sent to you months ago but you probably threw it away because it wasn't your latest issue of "Nekkid Chicks You Will Never Ever Bang" magazine, you must either come in to the office with picture ID, a money order or cash for $12.50, and a large sign around your neck proclaiming you to be King (or Queen) of the Dumbasses; or mail us your name, etc with a check or money order for $12.50 and your severed pinky finger as a sign of atonement. We cannot deal with your whiny shit over the phone. In both cases, it will take up to 2 weeks for you to receive your W-2, so suck it, loser. If you are calling for any other reason, please press 1 now.
And then, no matter what they press, I will hang up.
Glamcookie - Apr 15, 2008 6:36:43 am PDT #4729 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Jossica
Loves it! Hee!
Beverly - Apr 15, 2008 6:39:26 am PDT #4730 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Okay, now I'm sort of disgruntled about the "Harry Potter patronus white stag" thing. Has no one heard of King Arthur? Meeting the white stag, garlanded with gold, in the forest and it leading him toward his destiny as King of all Britain? Where do they think Rowling came up with the patronus, huh?
Jessica - Apr 15, 2008 6:40:01 am PDT #4731 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Loves it! Hee!
I'd ask DX to change it back, but it's making me giggle every time I post and I *really* need that today, so I'ma keep it until it stops being funny.
Pix - Apr 15, 2008 6:49:10 am PDT #4732 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Yeah, me too. I feel all STEALTHY!
vw bug - Apr 15, 2008 6:52:03 am PDT #4733 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Is it nap time? Please?