Gris, I'm sorry your students disappointed you like that. I'm guessing that for a number of them it was a mob-rule situation. The person sitting next to them started cheering, so s/he did, too -- so guilty of extreme thoughtlessness.

I think you should scrap your lesson plans in so far as it is possible and talk about their reaction and yours.

You people are crazy! It's obviously "aimeetch".

Is not! It's amy-see-aitch and amy-tee-aitch.

Gris, what's the age range of the students? If you've mentioned it, I can't remember.

Phone: Guess what day it is? *rin*

Me: Monday.

Phone: And? *ring*

Me: I don't know...oh, fuck, it's April 14th, isn't it?

Phone: Yeah. W2 requests up the ASS, boyee... *ring*

Me: What if I just...disconnected you?

Phone: Wouldn't make any diff to me, but your boss might not be happy. *ring*

Me: I hate you.

Phone: Hey, just the messenger here. *ring*

Me: I'm beginning to think the practice of "shooting the messenger" is one that should be revisited.

Phone: You'd go through a lot of phones. *ring*

Me: Oh, I think I'd go through just the one.

FuckCake O' the Day: I called last week and I DEMAND my W2!!

(Note: She DID call last week and demand her W2. Which we had sent in January, and confirmed that we had sent it to the correct address. Reprints cost $12.50 after March 1. She was not pleased and threatened to call the IRS. To which threat we answered "Okay."

There is a HI-larious recording of her call circulating through the office. She is well known to us now.)

Me: (Reconfirmation of correct address, reiteration of policy re: Reprints and cost.)

FCO'tD: That is outRAGEOUS! Fine. Here's my credit card number. XXXX...

Me: Ma'am, I'm sorry, we don't have the facility to take credit cards here.

FCO'tD: Then what are my options?

Me: Check or money order made out to [company]

FCO'tD: Well, can I fax a check?

Me: ...no.

FCO'tD: Well, how am I supposed to get you the money?

Me: I can give you our mailing address, or alternately, you can come by with cash, check or money order and pick it up.

FCO'tD: You all are a bunch of incompetent shitheads.

Me: ...

FCO'tD: I have only gotten rotten service from you. You suck.

Me: (bored now) ...

FCO'tD: I'm going to call the IRS and tell them you won't issue me a W2!

Me: That is your prerogative, ma'am. We do show that we did, in fact, issue you a W2 and sent it to [address], which you have confirmed is your correct address. We are in compliance with the law and are under no obligation to provide you reprints free of charge after March 1. We do not generate our W2s in-house and must request reprints from our service, which charges us, and we have to charge you in turn. Had you called us before March 1...

FCO'tD: I was out of town the middle of March.

Me: ...

FCO'tD: I'm calling the IRS.

Me: As you wish.

FCO'tD: *click*

some time later...

Phone: Guess what? *ring*

Me: Seriously?

FCO'tD: I want to speak to your manager.

Me: (knowing full well who this is) And what is your name, please?

FCO'tD: [FuckCake O' the Day].

Me: And this is in reference to...?

FCO'tD: I DEMAND MY W2!!

Me: Let me just see if we received that back...

FCO'tD: YOU DIDN'T, YOU CHECKED LAST TIME I CALLED, YOU'RE CHARGING ME FOR A REPRINT WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW!

Me: I'm sorry, but that is incorrect. Per IRS regulations...

FCO'tD: Just...let me speak to a manager.

Me: Just a moment...I'm sorry, the person you need to speak to is [Mgr of Payroll], but she is away from her desk at the moment. Would you like to leave her a voicemail?

FCO'tD: ARRRGGGGHH!!

Pfft. It's "am-itch" and "am-ith." Though sometimes, for no known reason, it's "Amy chuh."

And I just realized that I'm now so used to swapping board names with real names, and that some people have cycled back and forth between the two so often, that in Scrappy and Lee's cases I don't even know for certain which ones they're currently using and it doesn't matter; both sets of names are so deeply embedded in my brain that I automatically "read" both no matter which one actually shows up on screen. My lack of confusion is deeply confusing to me.

Though sometimes, for no known reason, it's "Amy chuh."

I've always used this pronunciation.

Though sometimes, for no known reason, it's "Amy chuh."

I've always used this pronunciation.

Me, too. Although the "-uh" part of "chuh" is swallowed a bit.

Exactly. High-fives Steph.

Me: Just a moment...I'm sorry, the person you need to speak to is [Mgr of Payroll], but she is away from her desk at the moment. Would you like to leave her a voicemail?

How much did you enjoy saying this?

Though sometimes, for no known reason, it's "Amy chuh."

sometimes this, some times Amy C-H.

t joins Scola in the dance of correct pronunciation

It's always "aim-ick" and "aim-ith", clearly.

::rolls eyes at crazy people::