I think Miss Val is an awesome teacher. But sorry about the heart attack!
Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Apr 10, 2008 2:51:08 pm PDT #4078 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 2:52:43 pm PDT #4079 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
We are watching some really bad old teen movie now. The Glass House. Looks promising for serious mockery.
Oh yes. Very mockable. What's sad is they have a pretty good cast. For me, I'll watch it if nothing else is on, 'cuz Leelee Sobieski.
Ginger - Apr 10, 2008 2:54:31 pm PDT #4080 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Well, that was a lost afternoon. I was attacked horrible stomach pains about four hours ago, and was too sick to work or read or *gasp* read the board. There was a lot of time in the bathroom. I'm better now. I hope that was the end of it, but I may just have beaten in temporarily into submission with the pharmacy I swallowed. WTF? I haven't had anything like that for years. I don't know if it's a bug or the revenge of the creme brulee.
Steph L. - Apr 10, 2008 3:06:45 pm PDT #4081 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Creme brulee would never be so cruel!
vw bug - Apr 10, 2008 3:17:57 pm PDT #4082 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Creme brulee would never be so cruel!
Exactly. It's only evil in the tasty way.
Laga - Apr 10, 2008 3:35:10 pm PDT #4083 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
grumble grumble
Three lanky kids came to the box office and the biggest one asked for three adult tickets and one child.
I said, "only one of you is under thirteen years of age?"
She said, "yes!"
I said, "are you sure you don't mean three kids and one adult?"
"Yes!"
So I rang up the tickets but a few minutes later when I saw an adult approaching the box office with some tickets I knew exactly what she wanted.
"You gave us the wrong tickets."
"I thought they looked awfully short for thirteen-year-olds but she said three adults and one child."
very snippy now, "they're kids ."
"I asked if she was sure she didn't mean three kids and one adult..."
" they're kids ."
(laughing) "Maybe they're still too young to order their own tickets."
"No. YOU misunderstood them."
(no longer laughing) "That must be it."
bitch
Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 3:37:49 pm PDT #4084 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
THE UNIVERSE DOES NOT THINK YOUR KIDS ARE SPECIAL, LADY. SEE A WENER HERZOG MOVIE SOME TIME. ALSO TEACH THEM TO DETECT THEIR OWN INCOMPETENCE.
amych - Apr 10, 2008 3:39:35 pm PDT #4085 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
SEE A WENER HERZOG MOVIE SOME TIME.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 3:40:52 pm PDT #4086 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
It's really all tying together today.
vw bug - Apr 10, 2008 3:47:57 pm PDT #4087 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Sean, how's your back today?