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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.

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Laga - Apr 10, 2008 3:35:10 pm PDT #4083 of 10001

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

grumble grumble

Three lanky kids came to the box office and the biggest one asked for three adult tickets and one child.

I said, "only one of you is under thirteen years of age?"

She said, "yes!"

I said, "are you sure you don't mean three kids and one adult?"

"Yes!"

So I rang up the tickets but a few minutes later when I saw an adult approaching the box office with some tickets I knew exactly what she wanted.

"You gave us the wrong tickets."

"I thought they looked awfully short for thirteen-year-olds but she said three adults and one child."

very snippy now, "they're kids ."

"I asked if she was sure she didn't mean three kids and one adult..."

" they're kids ."

(laughing) "Maybe they're still too young to order their own tickets."

"No. YOU misunderstood them."

(no longer laughing) "That must be it."

bitch

Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 3:37:49 pm PDT #4084 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

THE UNIVERSE DOES NOT THINK YOUR KIDS ARE SPECIAL, LADY. SEE A WENER HERZOG MOVIE SOME TIME. ALSO TEACH THEM TO DETECT THEIR OWN INCOMPETENCE.

amych - Apr 10, 2008 3:39:35 pm PDT #4085 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

SEE A WENER HERZOG MOVIE SOME TIME.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 3:40:52 pm PDT #4086 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It's really all tying together today.

vw bug - Apr 10, 2008 3:47:57 pm PDT #4087 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Sean, how's your back today?

Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 3:57:04 pm PDT #4088 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It's feeling much, much better. It really was just the hauling around too much stuff over one shoulder thing. I've gone out of my way yesterday and today to not carry so much, and nothing with a shoulder strap. After a couple of hot showers and an okay night's sleep, it's feeling pretty good.

hippocampus - Apr 10, 2008 3:58:16 pm PDT #4089 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

Sparky - where are these beach photos of puppy vs sand? I sigh. I wait.

meara - Apr 10, 2008 4:09:34 pm PDT #4090 of 10001

OK, this is annoying and creepy:

For a while, I was getting recorded phone calls trying to collect a debt from some guy named Dax Carson. I just googled him. He does live in Seattle. I thought "eh, he probably had my phone number before". I finally got a number to call them back, and told them he doesn't live here.

I just got another automated call from the same company (it would seem) for someone ELSE (Barb Henderson).

WTF??

Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 4:19:24 pm PDT #4091 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Is this the new collections tactic? Just start randomly attempting to collect your debts from whoever?

I dub this the Stewie Griffin maneuver.

Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 4:20:32 pm PDT #4092 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, that's reaching. It was a reference to Stewie just calling every number in sequence to find his home number.

At least I can detect my own humor incompetence.

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