Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 2:52:43 pm PDT #4079 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

We are watching some really bad old teen movie now. The Glass House. Looks promising for serious mockery.

Oh yes. Very mockable. What's sad is they have a pretty good cast. For me, I'll watch it if nothing else is on, 'cuz Leelee Sobieski.


Ginger - Apr 10, 2008 2:54:31 pm PDT #4080 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Well, that was a lost afternoon. I was attacked horrible stomach pains about four hours ago, and was too sick to work or read or *gasp* read the board. There was a lot of time in the bathroom. I'm better now. I hope that was the end of it, but I may just have beaten in temporarily into submission with the pharmacy I swallowed. WTF? I haven't had anything like that for years. I don't know if it's a bug or the revenge of the creme brulee.


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2008 3:06:45 pm PDT #4081 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Creme brulee would never be so cruel!


vw bug - Apr 10, 2008 3:17:57 pm PDT #4082 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Creme brulee would never be so cruel!

Exactly. It's only evil in the tasty way.


Laga - Apr 10, 2008 3:35:10 pm PDT #4083 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

grumble grumble

Three lanky kids came to the box office and the biggest one asked for three adult tickets and one child.

I said, "only one of you is under thirteen years of age?"

She said, "yes!"

I said, "are you sure you don't mean three kids and one adult?"

"Yes!"

So I rang up the tickets but a few minutes later when I saw an adult approaching the box office with some tickets I knew exactly what she wanted.

"You gave us the wrong tickets."

"I thought they looked awfully short for thirteen-year-olds but she said three adults and one child."

very snippy now, "they're kids ."

"I asked if she was sure she didn't mean three kids and one adult..."

" they're kids ."

(laughing) "Maybe they're still too young to order their own tickets."

"No. YOU misunderstood them."

(no longer laughing) "That must be it."

bitch


Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 3:37:49 pm PDT #4084 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

THE UNIVERSE DOES NOT THINK YOUR KIDS ARE SPECIAL, LADY. SEE A WENER HERZOG MOVIE SOME TIME. ALSO TEACH THEM TO DETECT THEIR OWN INCOMPETENCE.


amych - Apr 10, 2008 3:39:35 pm PDT #4085 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

SEE A WENER HERZOG MOVIE SOME TIME.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!


Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 3:40:52 pm PDT #4086 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It's really all tying together today.


vw bug - Apr 10, 2008 3:47:57 pm PDT #4087 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Sean, how's your back today?


Sean K - Apr 10, 2008 3:57:04 pm PDT #4088 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It's feeling much, much better. It really was just the hauling around too much stuff over one shoulder thing. I've gone out of my way yesterday and today to not carry so much, and nothing with a shoulder strap. After a couple of hot showers and an okay night's sleep, it's feeling pretty good.