Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Apr 10, 2008 9:36:47 am PDT #4029 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Better than an endless birthwatch.


Cass - Apr 10, 2008 9:37:04 am PDT #4030 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In BOUNCY BOUNCY NEWS: CASSS!!! ERINOBSCURE!! What are you doing May 17th??? I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!!! There is a big big awesome sexy hot drag/burlesque show with my favoritest kings from Austin and Santa Fe and San Fran ALL COMING TO PORTLAND! OMG!! SQUEEEE!
I am going to the drag show that day. Clearly! With bonus meara!

t does shimmy dance of anticipation


Emily - Apr 10, 2008 9:47:55 am PDT #4031 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

But that summer has now lasted for nearly 3 1/2 years.

I immediately heard this in Sententious Announcer voice.

PMM, I'm sorry. After I posted, I did think, "Probably they weren't remodeling with a young child," but it seemed such a short time ago that your downstairs bathroom didn't work or something!


hippocampus - Apr 10, 2008 9:56:09 am PDT #4032 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

hey - the sick-care babysitter I have today so that I don't lose my job just found out the reason her fiance didn't show up for dinner on Monday night was because he "got locked up"...

and she's just spent the last 20 minutes yelling at someone not to call her while she's at work and yell at her because it's unprofessional.

... not the same sick-care person as last time, by the way.

someone kill me.


brenda m - Apr 10, 2008 9:57:24 am PDT #4033 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think Sox needs her own sitcom.


meara - Apr 10, 2008 9:58:28 am PDT #4034 of 10001

I am going to the drag show that day. Clearly! With bonus meara!

Good plan! I approve!


hippocampus - Apr 10, 2008 9:58:51 am PDT #4035 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

don't tell mom the babysitter is in a gang?


Miracleman - Apr 10, 2008 10:05:33 am PDT #4036 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I immediately heard this in Sententious Announcer voice.

A SUMMER...WITHOUT END...

A SEASON...WITHOUT CHANGE...

ONLY ONE GROUP OF INTERNET-SAVVY OUTSIDERS CAN SAVE THE DAY...AND BRING THE FALL.

THE BUFFISTAS IN: TURN, TURN, TURN.

Coming this summer.

t /Don LaFontaine


Emily - Apr 10, 2008 10:07:31 am PDT #4037 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Every Purpose.... Under Heaven.


Miracleman - Apr 10, 2008 10:07:46 am PDT #4038 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

BWAH!!