Better than an endless birthwatch.
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
In BOUNCY BOUNCY NEWS: CASSS!!! ERINOBSCURE!! What are you doing May 17th??? I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!!! There is a big big awesome sexy hot drag/burlesque show with my favoritest kings from Austin and Santa Fe and San Fran ALL COMING TO PORTLAND! OMG!! SQUEEEE!I am going to the drag show that day. Clearly! With bonus meara!
t does shimmy dance of anticipation
But that summer has now lasted for nearly 3 1/2 years.
I immediately heard this in Sententious Announcer voice.
PMM, I'm sorry. After I posted, I did think, "Probably they weren't remodeling with a young child," but it seemed such a short time ago that your downstairs bathroom didn't work or something!
hey - the sick-care babysitter I have today so that I don't lose my job just found out the reason her fiance didn't show up for dinner on Monday night was because he "got locked up"...
and she's just spent the last 20 minutes yelling at someone not to call her while she's at work and yell at her because it's unprofessional.
... not the same sick-care person as last time, by the way.
someone kill me.
I think Sox needs her own sitcom.
I am going to the drag show that day. Clearly! With bonus meara!
Good plan! I approve!
don't tell mom the babysitter is in a gang?
I immediately heard this in Sententious Announcer voice.
A SUMMER...WITHOUT END...
A SEASON...WITHOUT CHANGE...
ONLY ONE GROUP OF INTERNET-SAVVY OUTSIDERS CAN SAVE THE DAY...AND BRING THE FALL.
THE BUFFISTAS IN: TURN, TURN, TURN.
Coming this summer.
t /Don LaFontaine
Every Purpose.... Under Heaven.
BWAH!!