hey - the sick-care babysitter I have today so that I don't lose my job just found out the reason her fiance didn't show up for dinner on Monday night was because he "got locked up"...

and she's just spent the last 20 minutes yelling at someone not to call her while she's at work and yell at her because it's unprofessional.

... not the same sick-care person as last time, by the way.

someone kill me.

I think Sox needs her own sitcom.

I am going to the drag show that day. Clearly! With bonus meara!

Good plan! I approve!

don't tell mom the babysitter is in a gang?

I immediately heard this in Sententious Announcer voice.

A SUMMER...WITHOUT END...

A SEASON...WITHOUT CHANGE...

ONLY ONE GROUP OF INTERNET-SAVVY OUTSIDERS CAN SAVE THE DAY...AND BRING THE FALL.

THE BUFFISTAS IN: TURN, TURN, TURN.

Coming this summer.

t /Don LaFontaine

Every Purpose.... Under Heaven.

BWAH!!

No, it's got to start with the very ominous "IN A WORLD WHERE THE SUMMER NEVER ENDS . . . IS A CHILD WHO SHALL NEVER SEE THE FALL . . ."

Or something like that.

Oh, MM, I put your Call Center Hell sketch up as my computer desktop picture. My co-workers snickered, my supervisor frowned uncertainly. I've replaced it with a picture of a diamond-encrusted skull. It's even more fun to tell Uncertain Supervisor that "Skulls make me happy."

It's even more fun to tell Uncertain Supervisor that "Skulls make me happy."

"...and, sometimes, they make the voices quieter.

Sometimes."

I think Sox needs her own sitcom.

or is this 'too much drama Sox!' and I need to chill?