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Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'

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omnis_audis - Apr 09, 2008 9:19:10 am PDT #3803 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

And they didn't even show the camel!

I blame the FCC. They block all the cool stuff.

I am in excruciating back pain this morning. It started yesterday. I think it's because I was hauling around the new laptop and a bunch of books, both in over-the-shoulder bags.

Yikes! Sean! Very not good. Might I suggest a backpack style, using BOTH shoulder straps.

All the Robin talk. Crack! Me! UP!!

OK, am at work, and the IT guy is *trying* to fix the wifi (AGAIN). Is it wrong to be full of glee that he can't log on to the system he administers? What was that German word Ave Q taught us?

Laga - Apr 09, 2008 9:20:07 am PDT #3804 of 10001

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

schadenfreude (not sure of spelling)

Miracleman - Apr 09, 2008 9:20:31 am PDT #3805 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

What was that German word Ave Q taught us?

Schadenfreude.

This will inevitably be x-posted.

ETA: Hah! See? What'd I tell you?

Jessica - Apr 09, 2008 9:21:24 am PDT #3806 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

not sure of spelling

Just sing the song!

S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!

Laga - Apr 09, 2008 9:24:48 am PDT #3807 of 10001

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

clearly I need to see Avenue Q. That's the musical that gave us, "The Internet is for Porn" as well, isn't it?

Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 9:44:05 am PDT #3808 of 10001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Happiness at the misfortune of others....that IS German!

Ginger - Apr 09, 2008 9:44:13 am PDT #3809 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think online registration for wedding gifts is a great idea. However, I just went to the second set of registries in which the couple put on the list everything they might want to buy sometime. I just don't think of concrete retaining blocks or epoxy garage floor coating as wedding gifts. It's not that they have a list at Lowes; I think a chain saw or a fire extinguisher is a reasonable gift. It's that the registry reads like a shopping list. You start expecting them to include detergent and toilet paper.

Am I out of touch?

omnis_audis - Apr 09, 2008 9:45:00 am PDT #3810 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

teeheehee. He's still stumped. Obviously this is my 25% German coming to the front.

brenda m - Apr 09, 2008 9:46:55 am PDT #3811 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Are they building a house, Ginger? In that case I can see it. Otherwise no.

Ginger - Apr 09, 2008 9:47:34 am PDT #3812 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

They own a house already.

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