I am in excruciating back pain this morning. It started yesterday. I think it's because I was hauling around the new laptop and a bunch of books, both in over-the-shoulder bags.

I threw my hip slightly out of socket doiing that. Cute new laptop bag . . OF DEATH

Oh noes, Sean! Be really gentle with yourself. Back pain, it sucks.

I literally have a robin sitting outside my window right now singing at me. He's maybe 15 feet from my head.

Is he bob bob bobbing along?

Or is he rockin'?

Or perhaps robbing the rich to give to the poor?

Or just fighting crime alongside the Dark Knight.

Or trying to avenge his slayer mother (whilst posing as the principal of a newly-opened High School)?

Or touting the lifestyles of the rich and famous?

Is he telling a joke about what cunnilingus looks like from the woman's point of view?