You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 09, 2008 5:43:22 am PDT #3767 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh noes, Sean! Be really gentle with yourself. Back pain, it sucks.


Aims - Apr 09, 2008 5:46:56 am PDT #3768 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I literally have a robin sitting outside my window right now singing at me. He's maybe 15 feet from my head.


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 5:56:26 am PDT #3769 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Is he bob bob bobbing along?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 5:58:37 am PDT #3770 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Or is he rockin'?


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 6:08:41 am PDT #3771 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Or perhaps robbing the rich to give to the poor?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:14:00 am PDT #3772 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Or just fighting crime alongside the Dark Knight.


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 6:17:17 am PDT #3773 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Or trying to avenge his slayer mother (whilst posing as the principal of a newly-opened High School)?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:18:31 am PDT #3774 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Or touting the lifestyles of the rich and famous?


Sean K - Apr 09, 2008 6:23:26 am PDT #3775 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Is he telling a joke about what cunnilingus looks like from the woman's point of view?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:26:01 am PDT #3776 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is he telling a joke about what cunnilingus looks like from the woman's point of view?

Dude, when I first saw that show (on HBO, not live), that particular bit had me laughing so hard that I literally couldn't breathe.