Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 5:56:26 am PDT #3769 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Is he bob bob bobbing along?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 5:58:37 am PDT #3770 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Or is he rockin'?


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 6:08:41 am PDT #3771 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Or perhaps robbing the rich to give to the poor?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:14:00 am PDT #3772 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Or just fighting crime alongside the Dark Knight.


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 6:17:17 am PDT #3773 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Or trying to avenge his slayer mother (whilst posing as the principal of a newly-opened High School)?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:18:31 am PDT #3774 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Or touting the lifestyles of the rich and famous?


Sean K - Apr 09, 2008 6:23:26 am PDT #3775 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Is he telling a joke about what cunnilingus looks like from the woman's point of view?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:26:01 am PDT #3776 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is he telling a joke about what cunnilingus looks like from the woman's point of view?

Dude, when I first saw that show (on HBO, not live), that particular bit had me laughing so hard that I literally couldn't breathe.


Aims - Apr 09, 2008 6:50:40 am PDT #3777 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

He hopped in, sat on my finger, and whistled "A Spoon Full of Sugar" whilst I sang it.


Tom Scola - Apr 09, 2008 7:07:14 am PDT #3778 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Uh-oh.