Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Mar 23, 2009 7:32:04 am PDT #8509 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, yeah, and agree that you always choose the humiliation task. It's invariably easier than the opposite.

ESPECIALLY when the alternative involves a needle-in-a-haystack search!

I do worry that if Mel and Mike make it to the final four, they'll get held up by the inevitable extra-physical task that awaits them

Me too.


Jesse - Mar 23, 2009 7:42:39 am PDT #8510 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Speaking of suffering from physical tasks, I'm now worried about Maggie next week!

Is that her name? You mean the mom, right? At least it looks like she faints on the mat at the end of the leg.

I'm pretty sure there's no way Mel and Mike can actually win, due to the physical-task factor, but still.


Liese S. - Mar 23, 2009 7:43:50 am PDT #8511 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, we were talking about it in our house. That task the stuntmen chose was a) physical, b) navigation (which is where I thought they'd mess up), and c) needle in a literal haystack. Those are all usually killers.


Jessica - Mar 23, 2009 7:47:40 am PDT #8512 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Those are all usually killers.

The only reason they weren't eliminated was the Speed Bump - the blondes were right on their heels coming up to the mat.


Kathy A - Mar 23, 2009 7:50:31 am PDT #8513 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Sorry, I meant Marge, not Maggie! (They've got four letters in common--I got confused.)


Jesse - Mar 23, 2009 7:58:29 am PDT #8514 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah -- I couldn't bring up what her name was, but Maggie felt wrong. Margie, Maggie, pretty much the same.


Jessica - Mar 23, 2009 7:59:34 am PDT #8515 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My brain was apparently trying to split the difference because I'd originally read it as "Margie" which didn't look quite wrong enough for me to notice!


JZ - Mar 23, 2009 8:36:25 am PDT #8516 of 23273
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I already have huge prior love for both Whites and had been all bummed that I missed out on the start of TAR. I'm so happy to know they're still in it!


megan walker - Mar 23, 2009 8:37:32 am PDT #8517 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

My housemate and I were talking over much of TAR. Did the cheerleaders do something particularly obnoxious this episode?


Kathy A - Mar 23, 2009 8:39:29 am PDT #8518 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

They went into Ugly American mode screaming at their taxi driver, who did manage to disappear on them with all their luggage in the trunk, so I could understand them freaking out a bit.