I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Feb 13, 2009 7:36:50 am PST #8048 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I thought Gabon was a great season, Sean. Does CBS.com not have past seasons streaming online?


Sean K - Feb 13, 2009 7:42:42 am PST #8049 of 23273
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ooh. I should check CBS.com first. Don't know how well it will work with my Mac, but it's worth a try.


SuziQ - Feb 13, 2009 7:48:50 am PST #8050 of 23273
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Gabon was full of blindsidy-goodness.


brenda m - Feb 13, 2009 7:50:16 am PST #8051 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Gabon was really funny, IIRC.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 13, 2009 7:50:27 am PST #8052 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Coach cracks me up with his samurai warrior delusions. I hope he doesn't get voted off too soon because he is HILARIOUS in his ginormous toolishness.

When he did his samurai warrior thing, I turned to Tom and said, "OMG, there's a Klingon on Survivor!"


SuziQ - Feb 13, 2009 7:52:03 am PST #8053 of 23273
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Gabon was full of blindsidy-goodness.


Jessica - Feb 13, 2009 7:58:17 am PST #8054 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hey, did we know Jeff Probst was blogging at EW? I think he wrote it drunk. It's awesome:

We have so many great characters this season. I'd list some of them but that would just irritate the ones I left off. Oh who cares, like I said, I get paid either way. Okay, in no particular order: Tyson, J.T., Steven, Sierra, Brendan, Taj, Sandy, Debbie, Spencer, Erinn. Yes I know you are already wondering if that means these people last a long time. Guess you'll have to watch to find out...and maybe I left one or two off the list just to throw you off. Maybe. You never know. Especially when I write this blog late at night, I get lippy and sometimes I just say things that simply aren't true.

And let's just get this out of the way, for all the Survivor: Tocantins participants, don't take these blogs too seriously. I only mean half of what I say. The other half of what I feel, I never share at all. It's all just fun. I love you all equally. But mostly Coach.

Next week, Exile Island comes into play. Cue Probst dramatic voice: ''This year, we have the most desolate and unforgiving Exile Island ever.'' Okay, I've said that before too, but this time it really is! You'll see.

Plus, there is a twist on Exile that creates some interesting reality...I won't spoil it, but if only we had thought of this idea a few seasons ago, we'd be crushing American Idol in the ratings. Oh relax, Seacrest, I'm kidding. You guys are still the king. Whatever. Blah, blah, blah. I still get paid...just not nearly as much as you, Ryan. That does bother me a little bit. I'll admit it. I mean I don't do Survivor for the money, but when I see Ryan's house I do get a bit envious. It's a pretty cool house. Then again, he's a cool dude, so I just say ''YES'' and move on with my still glorious life.


Sean K - Feb 13, 2009 8:01:36 am PST #8055 of 23273
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Suzi's stuck in a time warp.


Amy - Feb 13, 2009 8:04:49 am PST #8056 of 23273
Because books.

Hey, did we know Jeff Probst was blogging at EW? I think he wrote it drunk.

Oh, that is awesome.


SuziQ - Feb 13, 2009 8:17:47 am PST #8057 of 23273
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Suzi's stuck in a time warp.

It's just a jump to your left...