Gabon was full of blindsidy-goodness.
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
Hey, did we know Jeff Probst was blogging at EW? I think he wrote it drunk. It's awesome:
We have so many great characters this season. I'd list some of them but that would just irritate the ones I left off. Oh who cares, like I said, I get paid either way. Okay, in no particular order: Tyson, J.T., Steven, Sierra, Brendan, Taj, Sandy, Debbie, Spencer, Erinn. Yes I know you are already wondering if that means these people last a long time. Guess you'll have to watch to find out...and maybe I left one or two off the list just to throw you off. Maybe. You never know. Especially when I write this blog late at night, I get lippy and sometimes I just say things that simply aren't true.
And let's just get this out of the way, for all the Survivor: Tocantins participants, don't take these blogs too seriously. I only mean half of what I say. The other half of what I feel, I never share at all. It's all just fun. I love you all equally. But mostly Coach.
Next week, Exile Island comes into play. Cue Probst dramatic voice: ''This year, we have the most desolate and unforgiving Exile Island ever.'' Okay, I've said that before too, but this time it really is! You'll see.
Plus, there is a twist on Exile that creates some interesting reality...I won't spoil it, but if only we had thought of this idea a few seasons ago, we'd be crushing American Idol in the ratings. Oh relax, Seacrest, I'm kidding. You guys are still the king. Whatever. Blah, blah, blah. I still get paid...just not nearly as much as you, Ryan. That does bother me a little bit. I'll admit it. I mean I don't do Survivor for the money, but when I see Ryan's house I do get a bit envious. It's a pretty cool house. Then again, he's a cool dude, so I just say ''YES'' and move on with my still glorious life.
Suzi's stuck in a time warp.
Hey, did we know Jeff Probst was blogging at EW? I think he wrote it drunk.
Oh, that is awesome.
Suzi's stuck in a time warp.
It's just a jump to your left...
TC: I'm so glad Leah is out! I love that Fabio won even with a broken finger and that he didn't use the finger as an excuse for the salad. I also loved how honored he was to cook for Lidia. Seeing Lidia on Top Chef made me so happy!
I also liked how he hid the finger during judges' table.
Side note: I can't believe that "top pussy" got past the censors
TAR!! OMG this first challenge is killing me,
TAR DAY!
Too many blondes and another hillbilly couple with a wife who is completely out of shape.
OMG Phil was just adorable with the pitstop.