I always thought the name Serenity had a vaguely funereal sound to it.

Simon ,'Out Of Gas'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Amy - Jan 22, 2009 5:45:38 am PST #7770 of 23273
Because books.

Next season, I would really like to see Restaurant Wars as a 2-day challenge. Give them a chance to really work on a menu & test all the dishes before they open to the judges and the public. (This would also give the front of house person a chance to develop a dish, even if someone else winds up cooking it the night of service.)

This. Although they do seem to be refining it season by season. At least they decided against the designer thing after that one try -- that was a train wreck.


brenda m - Jan 22, 2009 5:45:41 am PST #7771 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Also though - what the fuck was up with the restaurant not being in actual working condition? Okay, yes, in a real restaurant you have to roll with the punches sometimes, but this challenge is pretty brutal anyway. Why add to that in such a silly way.


lisah - Jan 22, 2009 5:46:32 am PST #7772 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Well, she had something to do with it being crappy.

True fact.

I love the idea of making Restaurant Wars 2 days.


sumi - Jan 22, 2009 5:50:11 am PST #7773 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Top Gear: Identity of the Stig.


le nubian - Jan 22, 2009 5:56:32 am PST #7774 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

yes, here's an idea:

make it 2 days and day 1: have them develop dishes for the restaurant and it will be an individual challenge. They have to decide on a theme and develop dishes.

double elim: those with the most unsuccessful dishes get eliminated.

day 2: have a full fledged restaurant where they agree on the dishes (could be the ones they cooked the day before, or they modify and add another dish) and work on front of the house stuff.


Kathy A - Jan 22, 2009 6:38:40 am PST #7775 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Top Gear: They fooled me when they gave Stefan the win for being a good chef but could have easily picked Fabio for good service. I thought they would do the same thing on the flip side for the losing team--cut Rahdika a break for service and boot Carla for the desserts. Rahdika did deserve to go, though, because you don't leave your VIP guests hanging the way she did.

Top Gear: Identity of the Stig.

Awww, that's no fun! Like that BBC staffer said in the article, you don't print an article saying that Santa isn't real, so they shouldn't blow such a fun secret as the identity of The Stig. After all, some say that he floats like a butterfly, and stings like a bee.


victor infante - Jan 22, 2009 6:39:42 am PST #7776 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Well it really was his dessert plus Fabio's charm. He COULD have been serving monkey ass and empty clam shells and people would have eaten it up!

Fabio and Radhika were prime example of how much difference service makes to a dining experience.

I was a bit shocked when Radhika picked Fabio second, when both Fabio and Jeff were available at that moment. (Although none of Jeff's organizational or sorbet skills were utilized. He pretty much just put his head down and cooked. Which was a smart call on his part.)

I kind of like Carla, but she's not the one you want in your culinary foxhole -- she's frequently a tranwreck of bad decision making. Now imagine if Radhika had picked Fabio instead. I'm willing to bet that Fabio still would have leapt at front of house, and they'd be on top.


lisah - Jan 22, 2009 7:14:45 am PST #7777 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

I kind of like Carla, but she's not the one you want in your culinary foxhole -- she's frequently a tranwreck of bad decision making.

Oh she drives me crazy. I was right with the judge who wanted to fire her for talking about sending love out (with her crappy desserts). She didn't speak up when they were planning the menu AGAIN and then couldn't make a decision about the desserts when she could see they were going to fail.


brenda m - Jan 22, 2009 7:44:37 am PST #7778 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I was right with the judge who wanted to fire her for talking about sending love out (with her crappy desserts).

I generally like her but man was that some whacked out shit. Especially once it became clear that she was serious, not being cutesy.


Jessica - Jan 22, 2009 7:47:47 am PST #7779 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Especially once it became clear that she was serious, not being cutesy.

Yeah, I thought she was joking around at first, but no.