Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Kathy A - Jan 22, 2009 6:38:40 am PST #7775 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Top Gear: They fooled me when they gave Stefan the win for being a good chef but could have easily picked Fabio for good service. I thought they would do the same thing on the flip side for the losing team--cut Rahdika a break for service and boot Carla for the desserts. Rahdika did deserve to go, though, because you don't leave your VIP guests hanging the way she did.

Top Gear: Identity of the Stig.

Awww, that's no fun! Like that BBC staffer said in the article, you don't print an article saying that Santa isn't real, so they shouldn't blow such a fun secret as the identity of The Stig. After all, some say that he floats like a butterfly, and stings like a bee.


victor infante - Jan 22, 2009 6:39:42 am PST #7776 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Well it really was his dessert plus Fabio's charm. He COULD have been serving monkey ass and empty clam shells and people would have eaten it up!

Fabio and Radhika were prime example of how much difference service makes to a dining experience.

I was a bit shocked when Radhika picked Fabio second, when both Fabio and Jeff were available at that moment. (Although none of Jeff's organizational or sorbet skills were utilized. He pretty much just put his head down and cooked. Which was a smart call on his part.)

I kind of like Carla, but she's not the one you want in your culinary foxhole -- she's frequently a tranwreck of bad decision making. Now imagine if Radhika had picked Fabio instead. I'm willing to bet that Fabio still would have leapt at front of house, and they'd be on top.


lisah - Jan 22, 2009 7:14:45 am PST #7777 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

I kind of like Carla, but she's not the one you want in your culinary foxhole -- she's frequently a tranwreck of bad decision making.

Oh she drives me crazy. I was right with the judge who wanted to fire her for talking about sending love out (with her crappy desserts). She didn't speak up when they were planning the menu AGAIN and then couldn't make a decision about the desserts when she could see they were going to fail.


brenda m - Jan 22, 2009 7:44:37 am PST #7778 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I was right with the judge who wanted to fire her for talking about sending love out (with her crappy desserts).

I generally like her but man was that some whacked out shit. Especially once it became clear that she was serious, not being cutesy.


Jessica - Jan 22, 2009 7:47:47 am PST #7779 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Especially once it became clear that she was serious, not being cutesy.

Yeah, I thought she was joking around at first, but no.


sumi - Jan 22, 2009 9:01:20 am PST #7780 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Right. She was their weakest chef: she should have been their FoH on that basis alone. Plus, she is much more of an extrovert than Rhadika.


bon bon - Jan 22, 2009 3:21:34 pm PST #7781 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Top Gear: Identity of the Stig.

I can't say I'm disappointed; he seems to live up the billing. Double for Daniel Craig, hey now.


Jesse - Jan 22, 2009 4:04:15 pm PST #7782 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I kind of don't know why anyone would really try in the QF that sets the leaders for Restaurant Wars -- the leader of the losing team generally goes home, and you only have so much control over your team, even as the leader. I think being the star sous chef or whatever on either team puts you in a better position overall.


victor infante - Jan 22, 2009 6:05:21 pm PST #7783 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I kind of don't know why anyone would really try in the QF that sets the leaders for Restaurant Wars

I was thinking the same thing, actually, and thought it was odd that Padma announced which competition it was before the battle. (Although it has to be when there either 8 or 6 competitors, so they probably knew.)

I just don't think it ever occurs to them to take a dive here.


Jessica - Jan 23, 2009 3:41:33 am PST #7784 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just don't think it ever occurs to them to take a dive here.

I dunno, I think Jeff's salmon might have been a throw.