Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Frankenbuddha - Jan 17, 2009 3:56:25 pm PST #7750 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ted Allen should really stick to gigs where he gets to give advice as himself. He's a wonderful judge (Iron chef) and coach (Queer Eye), but a terrible host.

He is at least shouting less on Chopped than on his stupid Mister GoodEats show (which I was horrified to see got renewed), but yeah. Not really loving it. I kinda like the premise (Top Chef meets Iron Chef) but not thrilled about the execution.


Jessica - Jan 17, 2009 4:02:43 pm PST #7751 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just don't understand the pacing. It's like a FN exec was watching Iron Chef and said "You know what would make this show really pop? Lots more down time where we watch people sit around TALKING!"


sumi - Jan 19, 2009 10:32:53 am PST #7752 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

TC is going to be 15 minutes longer than usual this week.


Jessica - Jan 19, 2009 12:21:27 pm PST #7753 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tom Colicchio saves Joan Nathan's life:

He was in attendance at an Art.Food.Hope dinner in Washington, D.C. when cookbook author Joan Nathan (most famously known for Jewish Cooking in America and The New American Cooking) choked on a piece of chicken.

According to Ezra Klein of the Internet Food Association, who was also in attendance at the dinner, Alice Waters came running, shouting for someone ton perform the Heimlich after Nathan began to chock. Colicchio happened to be close by and was able to dislodge the offending morsel quickly.

Klein had an opportunity to speak with both parties after the incident. Colicchio offered a unassuming "I just happened to be nearby." Nathan commented with flattering appreciation, "He's so strong!"


victor infante - Jan 19, 2009 1:45:36 pm PST #7754 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

But Ariane dishonored the protein! And apparently there is no greater sin than that. This week, at least.

Tom seems to be on a some sort of spirit quest or something, and this is his new thing. Maybe he went to some culinary equivalent of an Iron John weekend.

backpfeifengesicht

I am SO pleased to know there's a word for it!

Ted Allen should really stick to gigs where he gets to give advice as himself. He's a wonderful judge (Iron chef) and coach (Queer Eye), but a terrible host.

Right there with you. I like Ted. I want to root for him. But he's just no good at this sort of thing. He's fabulous when he's just off-the-cuff and chatting, but this stuff? Not his cup of tea.


sumi - Jan 22, 2009 4:37:14 am PST #7755 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Man, why didn't Radhika make Carla do FoH?

She is no Fabio but she has a very warm personality and I think would have been much better at it. Meanwhile, Radhika could have cooked which would have been a better thing for her and she wouldn't have lost either of the other strong chefs to FoH.


brenda m - Jan 22, 2009 4:43:26 am PST #7756 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I just couldn't believe you would have Carla doing frozen stuff when Jeff is right there.


Jessica - Jan 22, 2009 4:50:15 am PST #7757 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just couldn't believe you would have Carla doing frozen stuff when Jeff is right there.

I know! Every time Jeff suggests sorbet, the other cheftestents are dubious, and it winds up being the judges' favorite dish. Though with the broken freezer, it was probably just as well.

I couldn't believe Radikha didn't cook anything. Especially with a soup on the menu - she could have put the soup together and then let it simmer while she worked the house. Or she could have taken dessert and made something that would keep for a while. ANYTHING. It's a cooking competition!


Lee - Jan 22, 2009 4:54:14 am PST #7758 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Seriously. I can't believe she thought that would be acceptable.


sumi - Jan 22, 2009 5:13:45 am PST #7759 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Right.

When Radhika didn't assign Jeff to do the sorbet - that should have been a sign of something wrong. Plus, Carla is a pastry chef - why not have her make pastry is she's doing the dessert?

(I bet Jeff would have figured out a way to make the sorbet work - because he has the experience OR would have realized early enough that they had to change up the menu.)