Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.

'Get It Done'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


ChiKat - Sep 15, 2008 6:46:32 pm PDT #6746 of 23273
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I thought that the cutoff for starting school was still December for most people in their 30s.

For us, the cutoff was Sept. 1.

Chikat! Mine is the 15th - I hadn't realized that our birthdays were so close.

We are twinkies!

(I'm the oldest in the family and the only one to major in art.)

Okay, only kinda. I'm the middle in my family. Major was in the fine arts, though.


Jessica - Sep 16, 2008 3:42:49 am PDT #6747 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

When I was growing up, the cutoff was December, but my school district allowed redshirting* so I wound up the youngest in my class but my sister (also a Nov birthday) was the oldest in hers.

*NOT the same as redshirting in genre TV. In this context it means holding your kid back a year if you feel they're not ready for kindergarten.


sumi - Sep 16, 2008 5:18:07 am PDT #6748 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I was ususally one of the older kids in my class. I know that I started kindgergarten when my next door neighbor did and she was five or six months younger than I was.


flea - Sep 16, 2008 5:29:32 am PDT #6749 of 23273
information libertarian

In NC the cutoff was Oct. 15, so Casper started Pre-K at 3! Here it's Sept. 1 and she barely made it (birthday is Aug. 28). If she'd been born Sept. 2 she'd have had to do pre-K over again, which is a weird thought - I'm glad it didn't come to that.

My youngest half-sister' birthday is Oct. 17, and she missed the cutoff and was the oldest in her class, but then did her senior year of high school basically at a local college and graduated from Smith in 3 years. She probably should have been put ahead in the first place, but it did save my father the Smith tuition!

E to bring it on topic for the thread: I would love to see a reality TV show set in a kindergarten class. Or just a webcam. I have NO IDEA what goes on all day.


DavidS - Sep 16, 2008 5:34:33 am PDT #6750 of 23273
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I would love to see a reality TV show set in a kindergarten class. Or just a webcam. I have NO IDEA what goes on all day.

You should see that French documentary about the year in a life of a one-room schoolhouse. It was really good and interesting and moving.


Vortex - Sep 16, 2008 5:37:03 am PDT #6751 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

E to bring it on topic for the thread: I would love to see a reality TV show set in a kindergarten class. Or just a webcam. I have NO IDEA what goes on all day.

some schools and camps have password protected webcams so that parents can look in on their kids. Although sometimes it backfires because the parents will call and say "why isn't my kid participating? what's wrong?"


Jesse - Sep 17, 2008 3:18:30 pm PDT #6752 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Top Model: OMG, worst makeover show Tyra ever! Also possibly worst makeovers.


lisah - Sep 17, 2008 3:53:28 pm PDT #6753 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

SHUT UP ELINA!

Top Model: OMG, worst makeover show Tyra ever! Also possibly worst makeovers.

Really? I feel like there have been worse ones. there aren't any disasters are there? although...that's entertaining


Jesse - Sep 17, 2008 4:10:34 pm PDT #6754 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe not the worst ever, but nothing exciting, I guess.


kat perez - Sep 17, 2008 4:22:40 pm PDT #6755 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Tyra and the Jays were ridiculous tonight. I am going to have nightmares about Tyra eating that apple with mouth wide open and juice and apple bits pouring out. And Mr. Jay's Prince Charming hair? Out of control.

I did enjoy Ms. Jay introducing the hair stylist as a weave "mastress". Hybrid of master and mistress? I wonder if that was in honor of Isis. And speaking of, I'm glad Isis got through this week. That must've been incredibly difficult for her. I cannot fathom her winning, but thus far, Tyra and Co. have not done a terrible job.

I remember the photographer from the Swimsuit Issue TV specials that used to come on. I wish they'd had Julie from those shows rather than random mid-range model. I did like that Fivehead finally admitted that her career was not as a high fashion supermodel, but as a commercial model. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Have to agree that this makeover episode was kind of a bust. Severly lacking in drama. And yes, Elina was annoying, but she wound up looking like hell, so I'll cut her some slack. Really, Tyra? And anyway, she killed that photo shoot. She is seriously fierce, although the tatoos, I think, are going to be an issue as a real working model.