I saw it! Who wants to know?

Basically, some uninteresting bitching by Michelle, some highly entertaining tantruming by Ollie. Screaming at Memphis and Keisha about all the details of the deal that Dan broke, and how he got the nominee (Memphis) and the save (Michelle) and was supposed to have the Veto pick (Keisha). Meanwhile Memphis and Keisha laugh (out loud) and repeatedly say "so the hell what?" also out loud.

They're not the brightest bulbs, but I share their bafflement at what, exactly, he expected them to do with this information. "If I had my way you would both've been on the block. Share my righteous outrage!"

Vote: Michelle summarily dismissed. Goes out and explains to Julie her theory about Dan being a plant. Julie: "I'm here to tell you, you're smoking crack."

Then they ran through and did HOH, POV, veto ceremony and vote in about 20 minutes. Dan dodged a bullet when Keisha won and put up Ollie and Jerry. Jerry declared a strategy of STFU, Dan took the Veto and that's all she wrote. For Ollie. Who thinks that if Dan wanted to play a game he should have just stayed home and...and even he couldn't finish that sentence with any kind of sense.

The end.

brenda was inadvertently a HUGE TEASE because I can't read the white font right now.

That was an awesome episode of BB. I know he totally lucked out with that HOH, but Dan really is my favorite. And now he only has one enemy left!

Also, I am still mind-boggled about what kind of plant they thought Dan was -- planted by whom? To do what?

PR: Just caught most of the last episode. I am soooo glad Fring-boy is gone! Boo-fucking-hoo! Don't let the door hit your whiney ass on the way out!

And can Terri and Korto catch a break? they alternate being the 2nd choice! I hated Leanne's dress. Jerell's was much better!

I caught an episode of Tabitha Simon's Salon Takeover - so much fun!

I'm going to catch another episode tomorrow.

She's like a less cuddly Gordon Ramsey.

Tabatha's takeover is awesome.

And can Terri and Korto catch a break? they alternate being the 2nd choice! I hated Leanne's dress. Jerell's was much better!

Agree on Jerrell, but I don't think Korto deserved her spot in the top three. They gave her a pass on using a tablecloth in the first challenge because of the silhouette (and the veggies, to be fair). I'm glad they didn't do the same here.

I mean, it was beautiful and all, but I can walk down Michigan Avenue and find ten stores selling bags made of woven seatbelts. Hell, the chairs in the cafe in my office are made of that. There was nothing innovative about that.

If it was made better, I think Stella's skirt could have been gorgeous. But as is, and with that top, not so much.

Happy to see freaky Keith get booted - that was a frumpy, badly made train wreck.

I was sure Leanne's dress was going to be awful with those hip bump thingies, but it turned out okay. I still didn't love it, but it was better than I was expecting.