I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Toddson - Jun 23, 2008 12:02:37 pm PDT #5601 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

well, for all we know she's in favor of forcibly sterilizing people (and, in some cases, I'd agree with her)


megan walker - Jun 23, 2008 12:20:30 pm PDT #5602 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I doubt that, you know, 'cause of her strong anti-Nazi stance.


Jessica - Jun 23, 2008 5:39:15 pm PDT #5603 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

NIPA'S GONE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Her fish "fillet" was embarrassing. I mean, I'm not the greatest fillet-er in the world either, but give me a fucking break.


sumi - Jun 24, 2008 5:50:33 am PDT #5604 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, and her inability to act like an adult about having to touch fish. (And Kelsey was so right about how ridiculous it is to act that way in front of your judge, the Iron Chef.)


Jessica - Jun 24, 2008 6:01:33 am PDT #5605 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And Kelsey was so right about how ridiculous it is to act that way in front of your judge, the Iron Chef.

Totally. Suck it up and grab the fraking fish. You can freak out later.


le nubian - Jun 24, 2008 12:53:52 pm PDT #5606 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

but what business does she have being on this show, in this competition with a "fish are icky" point of view? What.the.fuck?

I don't particularly want to touch and prepare eel (for instance), but I also don't want a fucking cooking show.

I know my limitations.


Amy - Jun 24, 2008 1:56:48 pm PDT #5607 of 23273
Because books.

That's what floored me -- even if your angle is Indian food, you need to be a pretty good basic cook all around, or you're going to fail. Nipa seemed to have no idea what she was doing aside from informing us that she "knows how to blend spices."


Jesse - Jun 24, 2008 5:14:49 pm PDT #5608 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And there was something else in between, but what stands out for me is (1) canned curry powder and (b) cayenne+sugar.


brenda m - Jun 24, 2008 5:19:37 pm PDT #5609 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Nipa seemed to have no idea what she was doing aside from informing us that she "knows how to blend spices."

Yup. Any spice you need blended with sugar, she's your man.


Amy - Jun 24, 2008 5:53:29 pm PDT #5610 of 23273
Because books.

It was also telling that she said she was as passionate "about TV" as she was about cooking. Um, I'm passionate about TV, too. Doesn't mean I deserve a show.