Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


sumi - Jun 24, 2008 5:50:33 am PDT #5604 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, and her inability to act like an adult about having to touch fish. (And Kelsey was so right about how ridiculous it is to act that way in front of your judge, the Iron Chef.)


Jessica - Jun 24, 2008 6:01:33 am PDT #5605 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And Kelsey was so right about how ridiculous it is to act that way in front of your judge, the Iron Chef.

Totally. Suck it up and grab the fraking fish. You can freak out later.


le nubian - Jun 24, 2008 12:53:52 pm PDT #5606 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

but what business does she have being on this show, in this competition with a "fish are icky" point of view? What.the.fuck?

I don't particularly want to touch and prepare eel (for instance), but I also don't want a fucking cooking show.

I know my limitations.


Amy - Jun 24, 2008 1:56:48 pm PDT #5607 of 23273
Because books.

That's what floored me -- even if your angle is Indian food, you need to be a pretty good basic cook all around, or you're going to fail. Nipa seemed to have no idea what she was doing aside from informing us that she "knows how to blend spices."


Jesse - Jun 24, 2008 5:14:49 pm PDT #5608 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And there was something else in between, but what stands out for me is (1) canned curry powder and (b) cayenne+sugar.


brenda m - Jun 24, 2008 5:19:37 pm PDT #5609 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Nipa seemed to have no idea what she was doing aside from informing us that she "knows how to blend spices."

Yup. Any spice you need blended with sugar, she's your man.


Amy - Jun 24, 2008 5:53:29 pm PDT #5610 of 23273
Because books.

It was also telling that she said she was as passionate "about TV" as she was about cooking. Um, I'm passionate about TV, too. Doesn't mean I deserve a show.


sumi - Jun 25, 2008 4:07:59 am PDT #5611 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Hee.

Well what do you guys think about Christina vs. Petrozza for the HK finale?


sj - Jun 25, 2008 4:09:17 am PDT #5612 of 23273
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Anne Burrell, Mario Batali’s sous chef on Iron Chef America is getting her own show on the Food network, called Secrets of a Restaurant Chef.

I went by the restaurant where Jennifer from The Next Food Network Star works. We didn’t eat there (although I have eaten there before), but there was a big sign with her picture on it in the window encouraging people to watch the show.


sumi - Jun 25, 2008 4:24:33 am PDT #5613 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I'm not sure that having Jen there is a plus.

But I bet Anne Burrell's show will be good.