So you can tell me who won, and then I don't have to?

Oh, I don't have to tell you. I mean, of course it was Ann. Chelsey is apparently too pretty and too good a model?

Okay, time for Top Chef Masters to get the Survivor taste out of my mouth.

I'm watching Terriers instead. I'll save TC for tomorrow.

Top Chef All Stars! This is going to be so. much. fun.

They're definitely not making it a completely fair game, either -- the season teams are even, so some of them are getting a real advantage in the quickfire.

Having Fabio and Carla back on my TV is so awesome.

I'm sorry to see Elia go already--I was hoping it would be Stephen.

Who do you think is going to end up looking like the biggest ass? Dale T and Marcel seem obvious, but I think Mike might sneak in there too.

ANTM - well, I'm happy for Chelsey in that she's not tied up in a Cover Girl contract for ... a year, is it? and this publicity will give her a start on a better modeling career than she's had.

Perhaps the judges figured that he'd made the most changes, i.e., from not cooking that dish to cooking it whereas Elia made changes that were almost indecypherable.

I was a little surprised at how arrogant Jen came across.

So much reality TV last night! I can't with Survivor. I'm glad NaOnka is gone and was Purple Kelly ever really there? But seriously, I never thought I'd be pining for the days of Osten.

On ANTM, I knew as soon as the Covergirl beauty shot photographer labeled Chelsey "commercial" that she was toast. Tyra and ALT were bound and determined to get their high fashion, editorial girl this year and that's just what they did. I like Anne, but she'll only ever be a print model, and a very specific type of print model at that. Her walk in that Cavalli show was painful. And the crazy, bucked out eyes. Just wrong. The girl does take a gorgeous photo, though.

On TC:AS, I am so excited! I would watch a whole season of Anthony Bourdain and Fabio fighting. I felt badly for Elia because she seemed so, so sad and I do think she's a better chef than what she was able to show, but I knew she was in trouble when she started off insisting that there was nothing wrong with her original dish and she planned to basically do the same thing she did before plus bacon. Ummm, no. So clearly you want to go home again, right? I was rooting for Blais during his season and I'll root for him again, although it was awfully nice to see Tre and Carla back on my TV screen and I wouldn't mind if either of them won. I could've done without Dale, Spike, and Mike I.

I really like Elia, too, but I have to say I'm glad she went instead of Fabio.

I can't stand Mike I. Loathed him in his season, and I doubt that's going to change.

Survivor was maddening, but involving. DH and I were so ticked at Naonka not giving up the reward that we were both yelling at the screen.