Oh, Pacey! You blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you?

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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jesse - May 23, 2010 11:01:03 am PDT #13846 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So Top Chef DC is going to be Wednesdays at 9. Is that going to be up against SYTYCD?


Vortex - May 24, 2010 7:29:36 pm PDT #13847 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm finally watching Top Chef Masters from last week, and Rick is whining AGAIN. he's pissed that Marcus "took" all of the chicken that he wanted. He even said "I wonder if he heard what I was going to do and picked chicken" He's such a dick.


Amy - May 25, 2010 3:40:57 pm PDT #13848 of 23273
Because books.

Is this the first season of Idol where the winner doesn't have to sing some horrible original song? Ryan just said if Lee wins, he'll record "Beautiful Day," and it is indeed the U2 song. Surprised me.

Now I'm dying to see what Crystal chose.


SailAweigh - May 25, 2010 3:51:10 pm PDT #13849 of 23273
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I didn't recognize either of the songs, but they are far better than any of those crappy songs they used to write for the final contestants.

And, OMG, but Crystal's voice just gives me shivers and that last song made me want to cry.


Amy - May 25, 2010 3:56:08 pm PDT #13850 of 23273
Because books.

I *am* crying. I also want "If you make a salad, I'll eat it" as my new tagline.


kat perez - May 25, 2010 6:50:04 pm PDT #13851 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

This was the weirdest Idol finale. It's like even 19E wants to be done with these kids. Lee made absolutely no impression tonight, as usual. And just now the judges are noticing that the fool is boring and charmless and tends to sing out of tune while wandering around the stage? Really? At one point during Beautiful Day, he was just standing there staring into the camera like "What do I do now?" You go home, little one. You go home. Crystal was awesome despite the fact that the judges tried to Happy Feet her with that damn Black Velvet. I don't know what to make of Ryan's assertion that the winner's first single will be some cover song, but at least we didn't have to hear Crap Winner's Single That Will Go Nowhere 2.0. (Although, for real, never heard Crystal's song before)

It just didn't even feel like a finale. It felt like any other episode.

ETA: Did someone just make the frikkin Gokey heart hands in front of the camera after Crystal's performance? Oh, hell to the naw.


megan walker - May 25, 2010 7:27:59 pm PDT #13852 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I don't know it, but that last Crystal song really reminded me of Eva Cassidy.


Amy - May 25, 2010 7:32:02 pm PDT #13853 of 23273
Because books.

I just looked it: it's called "Up to the Mountain," and is a Patty Griffin song about MLK Jr.


Jessica - May 26, 2010 3:51:35 am PDT #13854 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My boss is on a plane and Tim Gunn is in the seat in front of her! She says "compared to him the rest of the passengers look like homeless people." Ha!


Liese S. - May 26, 2010 4:53:22 am PDT #13855 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Awesomeness! I would be so mortified to be on a plane with Tim Gunn in all my travel wrinkliness and smelling of airport lattes.