Maybe she is just a liar?
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
le nubian - Mar 23, 2010 4:58:38 pm PDT #13168 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Jesse - Mar 23, 2010 5:03:27 pm PDT #13169 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Drag Race -- It seems a little unfair to send Jessica home on the challenge about language. Not that her LSFYL was good.
lisah - Mar 23, 2010 5:16:51 pm PDT #13170 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate
Drag Race -- It seems a little unfair to send Jessica home on the challenge about language. Not that her LSFYL was good.
Oh no! I can't believe I spoiled myself for that. I love Jessica!
Jesse - Mar 23, 2010 5:43:32 pm PDT #13171 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oops, sorry.
victor infante - Mar 23, 2010 5:59:12 pm PDT #13172 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Drag Race -- It seems a little unfair to send Jessica home on the challenge about language. Not that her LSFYL was good.
No, the LSFYL wasn't good, but on the whole, I don't disagree with her being in the bottom. She was kind of blowing it all the way through. The language, sure, but there was also the lack of creativity with the cover concept, the dress at the end which, ick, and the fact that she seemed TOASTED during the interview. I don't think that was her intention, but she looked really, really drunk.
But gain, it comes back to the LSFYL, and I've only been watching the show for a few weeks, but I'm pretty sure Ru starts them at a clean slate there. (Thus, JuJu surviving last week.) And that one was all SORTS of wrong.
kat perez - Mar 23, 2010 6:02:51 pm PDT #13173 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Miley Cyrus and Pick Whatever the Hell Song You Want, We Don't Give a Fuck theme night? I'm skeerid.
Why do they even let Randy talk?
Vortex - Mar 23, 2010 6:08:19 pm PDT #13174 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Drag Race -- It seems a little unfair to send Jessica home on the challenge about language. Not that her LSFYL was good.
I don't. It's not Ru's fault that English isn't her first language. Plus, she was drunk at the interview and her cover concept was bad.
Did JuJu get anything for winning the mini challenge?
kat perez - Mar 23, 2010 6:14:24 pm PDT #13175 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Lee Dewyze/The Letter - Good song. He could do some interesting things with it. Why is Miley naked? Why is Lee wearing a ratty wool cap in LA when it's been like 80 degrees here lately? Weird arrangement. What's with the Big Band stylings? I don't like how he's Buble-ing it up. And this is so not him. He seems really uncomfortable. Rather more so than less. On the plus side, his voice sounds really good and he seems to have conquered most of his pitch problems. And he's still boring as spit. No charisma. No star quality. He just sinks into the background. I think I was watching the band more.
kat perez - Mar 23, 2010 6:24:25 pm PDT #13176 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Paige Miles/Against All Odds - Well, she looks a lot less crazy. I love that top. I would wear that top. And the hair is better. Now, if only she'd relinquish the contacts. As far as the song, she doesn't have half the voice to sing this. She is caught up in some serious delusions of Mimi and it's not going to happen. And oh my, not a note in tune yet. I don't think she sang a note in tune this whole song. Flat, flat, flat. That was an assault on my ears. Kill me now. They keep saying that she's "better than that" but we have never ever seen one solid performance from her.
Tim Urban/Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just crawl inside my eardrum now and slice my tubes up with a piece of dirty, broken glass. And the hair is just getting worse and worse. And knee slides will never, ever not be cheesy. Maybe the swaybots will eviscerate him? A girl can dream can't she. Or maybe one of them was sick and she'll give him H1N1 and he'll die. Painful. And judges, you picked these whack ass kids, so y'all can bite me. I'll be in the corner with Angela Martin and Jermaine Purifoy eating polly seeds and cursing you out.
ETA: OK, Simon telling that fool to get some singing lessons was hilarious. I will exempt him from getting polly seeds spit on him.
kat perez - Mar 23, 2010 6:46:43 pm PDT #13177 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Aaron Kelly/Don't Want to Miss a Thing - Heinous. Oh, this is of the devil. Well, I guess Judge #4 is getting her wish for some early Aerosmith. This kid is like the popular kid in your HS who wins all the talent competitions and everyone thinks he can really sing and all the little girls squee and if you had that one sleazy teacher who slept with students she'd sleep with him in the janitor's closet but in reality, he can't sing. And I was bored by it out of my mind. I feel like he doesn't want to close his eyes because he's afraid that the boogie monster is gonna get him. Stop putting 16 year olds on this show.
Crystal Bowersox/Me and Bobby MacGee - Oh, Crystal. Miley should not get to sign the guitar of awesomeness. But great song choice for her. This girl really knows who she is. And she looks beautiful. This is the best she's ever looked. I want that brown dress on my body right now. I love how she's just riffing over the melody now. I enjoyed. Just give her the crown now. The rest of these kids aren't even in the same league.