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'War Stories'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Nov 02, 2009 6:13:44 am PST #11637 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

As for the Poker girls, I wish we had seen them actually do the bell challange. That they were able to skip through that (thanks Sam/Dan) irked me.

Yes, that made no sense to me. I mean, if he'd whispered "Don't forget the secret room at the very top" or "Some of the bells are really small" that would have been a reasonably helpful hint. But just giving them the number? Dudes, QUIT IT. You're not pretending to flirt with them anymore, remember?


Jessica - Nov 02, 2009 6:15:12 am PST #11638 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was really surprised nobody tried to get an earlier flight out. I know there was only the one nonstop flight, but they had nearly twelve hours to find alternatives! Dubai is a major international port - surely they could have found a flight to somewhere else in Europe with a connection to Amsterdam, even if it meant taking two or three planes instead of one.


Theodosia - Nov 02, 2009 6:17:36 am PST #11639 of 23273
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It's arguably a good strategy to offer help to people you know you can beat when the field narrows. Given how beat she was on the subsequent challenge, they'd have made an even more pitiful showing.


brenda m - Nov 02, 2009 6:18:01 am PST #11640 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That was basically letting another team do all the work for you.

Um, no, it was doing all the work for another team. I'm not a huge fan of them but they didn't do anything at all to prompt that - it was entirely on Dan.

I did appreciate how non-bitchy with each other they were when the challenge(s) kept going so badly. Not a lot of teams would have gotten through that without more sniping at each other.

[Especially when one of them appears to be trying very hard and the useless keeps being exceptionally useless (except for all the times she suggested they switch challenges). But that's another issue.]


brenda m - Nov 02, 2009 6:19:20 am PST #11641 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dubai is a major international port - surely they could have found a flight to somewhere else in Europe with a connection to Amsterdam, even if it meant taking two or three planes instead of one.

Seriously! Grab a flight to Frankfort or another hub. I get the fear of connections but with that kind of timeframe they should have been at least looking for options.


Theodosia - Nov 02, 2009 6:19:39 am PST #11642 of 23273
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jessica, I've been told there are sometimes additional instructions in the flight plans, like "You can only take one airline" or "You can only take a direct flight" or whatever. And sometimes the producers just want to bunch up the teams.


Jessica - Nov 02, 2009 6:21:48 am PST #11643 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica, I've been told there are sometimes additional instructions in the flight plans, like "You can only take one airline" or "You can only take a direct flight" or whatever.

Well that's just stupid. It's a travel competition! They should be allowed to compete on travel, damnit.


brenda m - Nov 02, 2009 6:23:47 am PST #11644 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

We did hear at least one team ask specifically for a direct flight. But if it's in the rules, they should indicate that so we don't think they're all a bunch of dumbasses.


Stephanie - Nov 02, 2009 7:04:46 am PST #11645 of 23273
Trust my rage

Yeah, the airport/flight scrambling and negotiations are some of my favorite parts of TAR.


megan walker - Nov 02, 2009 7:42:00 am PST #11646 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I didn't even like the poker players, but what a heartbreaking way to go out. Hand to god, there's no way that I could've rung that bell or done that golf thing, either. I have no upper body strength to speak of.

Yeah, it was the type of task that makes me think they really don't want a female-female team to win ever. At least, they should have made it so both partners have to ring it so that couples couldn't get out of having the woman do it too.

I did dig how fake-cheerful she was at eating the herring though.

You really saw her Miss America training come through on that one!

As for the Poker girls, I wish we had seen them actually do the bell challange. That they were able to skip through that (thanks Sam/Dan) irked me.

Yes, however, the reaction of Meghan and Cheyne made me like them even more. They called them on it and then they got over it.

I was really surprised nobody tried to get an earlier flight out. I know there was only the one nonstop flight, but they had nearly twelve hours to find alternatives! Dubai is a major international port - surely they could have found a flight to somewhere else in Europe with a connection to Amsterdam, even if it meant taking two or three planes instead of one.

I was surprised about this too. That seemed obvious. If they really can't do that, I am liking this show even less as time goes on.