Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


brenda m - Nov 02, 2009 6:23:47 am PST #11644 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

We did hear at least one team ask specifically for a direct flight. But if it's in the rules, they should indicate that so we don't think they're all a bunch of dumbasses.


Stephanie - Nov 02, 2009 7:04:46 am PST #11645 of 23273
Trust my rage

Yeah, the airport/flight scrambling and negotiations are some of my favorite parts of TAR.


megan walker - Nov 02, 2009 7:42:00 am PST #11646 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I didn't even like the poker players, but what a heartbreaking way to go out. Hand to god, there's no way that I could've rung that bell or done that golf thing, either. I have no upper body strength to speak of.

Yeah, it was the type of task that makes me think they really don't want a female-female team to win ever. At least, they should have made it so both partners have to ring it so that couples couldn't get out of having the woman do it too.

I did dig how fake-cheerful she was at eating the herring though.

You really saw her Miss America training come through on that one!

As for the Poker girls, I wish we had seen them actually do the bell challange. That they were able to skip through that (thanks Sam/Dan) irked me.

Yes, however, the reaction of Meghan and Cheyne made me like them even more. They called them on it and then they got over it.

I was really surprised nobody tried to get an earlier flight out. I know there was only the one nonstop flight, but they had nearly twelve hours to find alternatives! Dubai is a major international port - surely they could have found a flight to somewhere else in Europe with a connection to Amsterdam, even if it meant taking two or three planes instead of one.

I was surprised about this too. That seemed obvious. If they really can't do that, I am liking this show even less as time goes on.


Jessica - Nov 02, 2009 7:44:51 am PST #11647 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

At least, they should have made it so both partners have to ring it so that couples couldn't get out of having the woman do it too.

YES. That really bugged.


sumi - Nov 02, 2009 8:20:02 am PST #11648 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah, very annoying.


Kathy A - Nov 02, 2009 8:57:39 am PST #11649 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Stephanie Izard, winner of Top Chef a few seasons ago, recently had a bacon feast--three courses, ten dishes, all with at least some bacon involved. Sounds like it was fun! (All 100 tickets sold out within 90 seconds.)


Amy - Nov 02, 2009 8:58:22 am PST #11650 of 23273
Because books.

God, there's a girl after my own heart.


kat perez - Nov 02, 2009 11:09:19 am PST #11651 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I did appreciate how non-bitchy with each other they were when the challenge(s) kept going so badly. Not a lot of teams would have gotten through that without more sniping at each other.

This definitely. I really started to like them more and more the worse they started doing on the tasks. They stayed supportive and generally positive. I even liked the way they quit. I would've hung it up, too, if I'd been out there for hours in the freezing cold wind in wet long johns, knowing that I wasn't strong enough to do the task in the first place back when I was relatively warmer and stronger. I still wonder what would've happened if they'd just gotten some male Fern and had him do the bell ringing for them.

I really dug Team Zebra at the beginning of the race, and I'm still a huge Brian fan, but Erica has been grating on me for a while now. The only two road blocks she's done so far are this last one and duck block, no? Otherwise, she always steps aside to let him do the task. And even when they are doing a group task, it's mostly him working and her kibbutzing and occasionally yelling at him to get the task done faster. And while I agree that they generally do a good job of overcoming challenges and pulling it together as a team, it seems like he is always the one who is calming her down, keeping her focused. And she's usually the one that leads them into the mess. You know, Miss America, don't yell at him about how he can't get the car in gear. Why not just switch places and you drive? Mad that you had to walk miles and miles in wooden shoes? You were the one rushing him out of the changing station before thoroughly reading the clue, yelling at him to hurry up and follow you while you were halfway down the road. And the whole prissy girl thing? OK, I get that because I'm a prissy girl, too, but the "Chocolate melts in the sun", can't get wet, "I spend money, not count it" thing. Yeah, that's not nearly as cute as she thinks it is.


Liese S. - Nov 02, 2009 2:35:51 pm PST #11652 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

TAR: Yeah, that was another really tough way to go out. Just hard to watch. I respected how long they tried it and how supportive they were of each other. However! I still am pissed at my token Asian because she only did sushi & monkey of the Roadblocks the whole time. And in the bell ringing task she backed out of her attempts, barely swinging on her turns, making Tiffany do all the physical work. But yeah, that was rough because both tasks required not only the physical aspect, but the same muscle group. And so did swimming across the lake.

I agree about Team Zebra. I really want to like them, and she was growing on me for a while, but yeah. I do agree that they did a good job, especially Brian, getting themselves calmed and ready to try again.

I really miss the travel vagaries part of the competition. I realize that it makes it tougher for the producers, but it is so much more interesting a show when you've got the risks and rewards of actual travel decisions that you might actually have to make were you actually traveling.

That and money management. I miss money management playing into things.


meara - Nov 02, 2009 8:40:24 pm PST #11653 of 23273

Finally caught up on watching my reality shows (and reading here)! Sadly, somehow my TiVo didn't catch the Top20 picking show...and the other Top 20 (where they danced in groups) one taped, but was all black!!

But I did get last week's Top 20 (the pairs), so that was good. Still hate evil married ballroom girl who is paired with the awesome guy. And krump guy, who made no sense in the bottom two. Poor guy who got pulled in and kicked off in the space of like, three days. And the girl with the knee thing--seriously, why did she get a pass??

Meanwhile, on Top Model....sucks for them they don't get to go anywhere international! And...she put them in BLACKFACE! WTF, TYRA???